Category: Security

Fortinet, Ivanti, and SAP – The Usual Clown Parade of Security Screw-ups Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Another day, another batch of companies dropping their digital trousers and letting the world peek at their festering...

WinRAR Vulnerability CVE-2025-6218: Because Apparently We Still Need to Learn to Stop Using 20-Year-Old Crapware So apparently, the universe decided that WinRAR — that ancient fossil we’ve all kept installed since the early...

Microsoft Patches Yet Another Shitstorm of Security Holes Oh bloody hell, Microsoft’s at it again — pumping out a fresh set of "urgent" patches because apparently their codebase has more holes than a moth-eaten bedsheet. This...

Webinar: How Attackers Screw Up Your Cloud Faster Than You Can Say ‘Oops!’ Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Another day, another bunch of poor bastards getting their cloud environments spanked by cybercriminals because they...

Three PCIe Encryption Weaknesses – Because Apparently “Secure” Now Means “Slightly Less Screwed” So these clever sods have “discovered” — surprise, surprise — that the shiny new PCIe 5.0 and above systems are...

Feds Say Pro-Russia Hacktivists Are Gunning for US Critical Infrastructure — What a Bloody Surprise! Oh look, another day, another cyber circus. The feds are flapping their bureaucratic gums about some pro-Russia hacktivist...

Bloody Kubernetes Command Injection Crapshow (CVE-2024-9042) Oh for fuck’s sake, Kubernetes is back in the news, and once again it’s because some genius left the front door wide open for a command injection exploit....

.NET SOAPwn Flaw: Yet Another Flaming Dumpster Fire in Microsoft Land Oh great, because clearly the universe didn't have enough digital nightmares to deal with, Microsoft’s back at it again, this time with the charmingly named...

React2Shell: Another Bloody Exploit Circus Unleashed Upon the Internet Well, here we go again. Some bunch of digital degenerates cooked up a shiny new exploit—React2Shell—that’s making sysadmins everywhere cry into their...

GISEC GLOBAL 2026: The Cybersecurity Circus of the Year Oh bloody hell, it’s that time of year again when every so-called cyber “expert” crawls out of their overpriced ergonomic chairs to descend upon GISEC GLOBAL — the...