Category: Security

OpenClaw Infostealer Skullfucks AI Agent Configs; World Pretends to Be Surprised Oh look, another fucking Python malware has slithered its way onto PyPI. Socket's research team - bless their naive little hearts - discovered this...

Study Finds 25 Ways Cloud Password Managers Are Shitting the Bed Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought you'd outsourced your pathetic inability to remember passwords to the fucking cloud, some researchers come along and piss...

Shields Up: Another Glorious Circle-Jerk of Cybersecurity Wankwords Oh, for fuck's sake. They've done it again. Some marketing wanker at Dark Reading has cobbled together another virtual event—"Shields Up"—because apparently...

Microsoft Discloses DNS-Based ClickFix Attack — Because Apparently the Internet Wasn't Broken Enough Already Oh, bloody hell. Just when you think Redmond’s finest have patched up all the digital holes in their ship, some...

Shields Up: Because Apparently We Needed Another Reminder That Cybersecurity Is a Dumpster Fire So, the cyber overlords over at Dark Reading decided to host a little shindig called “Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping...

Shields Up, Or How To Keep Your Digital Pants From Falling Down Alright, strap in, you miserable pack of IT lemmings. The Dark Reading folks threw another big cyber shindig called “Shields Up,” where all the so-called experts...

ISC Stormcast for February 13th, 2026 — The Internet Never Stops Being a Dumpster Fire Oh joy, another week, another pile of flaming digital excrement from the world of cybersecurity. The ISC Stormcast for Friday, February...

AI-Powered Knowledge Graph Generator & APTs — Another Day, Another Pile of Cyber Bullshit So apparently, today’s “groundbreaking” story is that someone’s cobbled together an AI-powered knowledge graph generator to track...

Researchers Observe In-the-Wild Exploitation of BeyondTrust CVSS 9.9 Vulnerability Oh bloody brilliant — another day, another dumpster fire in cybersecurity. This time, it’s those poor bastards at BeyondTrust who’ve managed...

NPM Decides to Finally Give a Crap About Supply Chain Security Well, it’s about damn time. After years of developers unknowingly installing malicious packages that could eat your credentials faster than a script kiddie with a...