Category: Security

Cybersecurity Outlook 2026 — A Glorious Parade of Digital Doom So these fine folks at Dark Reading have cobbled together another "Virtual Event" where a herd of allegedly clever cybersecurity pros gather around their glowing...

ISC Stormcast For Monday, November 24th, 2025 – Another Day, Another Batch of Internet Stupidity Oh, bloody hell, it’s Monday again, and the Internet’s on fire — surprise surprise. The ISC Stormcast for Nov 24th, 2025,...

Chinese DeepSeek-R1 AI Loses Its Digital Mind Over the Words ‘Tibet’ and ‘Uyghur’ Right, so apparently the latest Chinese AI brainchild – DeepSeek-R1 – has decided that when people mention sensitive words like...

ShadowPad Malware: Yet Another Goddamn Cyber Dumpster Fire Well, isn't this just bloody marvellous. The cyber-scum behind the ShadowPad malware are back at it again, this time poking at Windows Server Update Services (WSUS) like...

Weekly Recap: Fortinet Exploit, Chrome 0-Day, and a Whole Lot of Digital Dumpster Fires Ah, another bloody week on the Internet where everything’s catching fire, and the security world’s running around like headless chickens....

The Second Coming of SHA1-Hulud: Another Fine Mess of Digital Dumbassery Oh fantastic, the internet’s on fire again — this time because some halfwit malware called SHA1-Hulud decided it wasn’t done screwing everyone over...

Cloud Logging Just Got Properly Screwed — Thanks, Fluent Bit! Oh bloody marvellous. Turns out Fluent Bit — that supposedly “lightweight” and “efficient” log shipper used by every damn cloud hipster under the sun —...

Conflicts Between URL Mapping and URL-Based Access Control – A Glorious Mess Well, here we bloody go again. Another day, another digital dumpster fire. So the article goes on about how developers keep screwing up their web apps...

Your Shiny Android TV Box Might Be Serving Botnet Lords, You Glorious Idiot So, turns out those budget Android streaming boxes everyone’s been snapping up like digital candy are a load of malicious crap. Who could’ve guessed...

Vision Language Models Keep an Eye on Physical Security — and I’m Already Sick of It Oh great, another batch of AI bollocks promising to “revolutionize” something — this time, it’s physical security. Because...