Category: Security

Apple Patches Yet Another Oh‑Shit Zero‑Day… Again Well, well, well… Apple’s in the bloody spotlight again, polishing their so‑called “secure” ecosystem after some sneaky little zero‑day decided to run rampant...

83% of Ivanti EPMM Exploits Linked to One Bloody IP – Because Why Make Security Simple? Oh joy, another day, another flaming security dumpster fire. Apparently, some digital dipshit has managed to exploit Ivanti Endpoint...

The CTEM Divide: Why 84% of Security Programs Are Falling Behind Right, strap the hell in, because apparently 84% of security teams have managed to fuck up *Continuous Threat Exposure Management* (CTEM) so badly, it’s...

Senegal’s National Biometric Database Gets Shafted – Because Of Course It Did Right, so apparently Senegal’s shiny "National Biometric Identification System" just got royally screwed over by some hackers. Yeah, the whole...

Ryan Liles: The Bloody Master of Technical Diplomacy (Apparently) Right, gather ‘round, you miserable excuses for readers, because I just slogged through this fluffy corporate puff piece about one Ryan Liles, some poor bastard...

ThreatsDay Bulletin: Another Week, Another Shitshow of AI-Powered Chaos Well, strap the hell in, because apparently humanity’s obsession with "AI everything" has once again opened the gates of digital hell. The latest...

Lazarus Campaign Plants Malicious Packages in npm and PyPI Ecosystems Oh bloody fantastic — the North Korean hacker group Lazarus is back at it again, because apparently there’s *nothing* more thrilling than dropping...

Google Says State-Backed Hackers Now Using AI—Because Apparently They Needed a Smarter Way to Be Bastards Well, grab your digital popcorn, folks, because Google just announced that state-backed hacking groups are now using...

Hand Over the Damn Keys — Shannon’s Shenanigans in a Nutshell Alright, strap the hell in. This week’s delightful cavalcade of cybersecurity clownery comes courtesy of some *genius* attackers doing their usual stupid dance...

Shields Up: Because Apparently We Still Can’t Keep the Bloody Hackers Out Right, so Dark Reading’s latest cyber circle‑jerk, “Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses”, is basically another round of...