Category: Security

SEC Finally Gives Up the SolarWinds Witch Hunt Well, holy roasted circuit boards, after years of bureaucratic ass‑dragging and chest‑thumping, the good ol’ SEC finally decided to drop its damn case against SolarWinds. You...

Salesforce Gets Poked — Again — Thanks to Some OAuth Clusterfuck So, apparently, Salesforce — you know, that cloud behemoth where all your sales drones dump their “mission-critical” spreadsheets — just had one of...

CSS Stuffing: Yet Another Bloody Obfuscation Headache Right, so apparently some sneaky little bastards have decided that the normal ways of hiding their malicious crap weren’t quite enough, so they’ve started stuffing...

APT24’s BADAUDIO: Because Apparently the Internet Wasn’t Screwed Enough Already Oh great, another day, another digital dumpster fire. This time, those sneaky cyber-bastards over in APT24 (yeah, the ones allegedly cozy with...

Google Plays Nice with Apple (Sort of), While Pretending It's for Our Security Well, halle-freaking-lujah, Google’s finally decided to stop being a complete pain in the arse about file sharing and is adding AirDrop...

Why IT Admins Choose Samsung for Mobile Security — Or, How Samsung Became the Least Painful Option in a World of Tech Hell So apparently, IT admins—those long-suffering caffeine-fueled bastards—have decided that Samsung is...

Switching to Offense: The US Finally Pulls Its Cyber Head Out of Its Ass (Sort Of) Well, isn’t this a goddamned miracle — the US finally realized its “let’s play defense and pray” cyber strategy was about as useful as a...

Grafana Screws Up Spectacularly — Again Right, gather 'round, you caffeine-drunk sysadmins and sleep-deprived ops monkeys. Grafana — that supposedly “observability” wonder-tool you all shove into your stack so you can...

AI Is Eating Cybersecurity Jobs, and Everyone’s Freaking Out So, here we fucking go again – another “AI is changing everything” article, but this time it’s gunning straight for entry-level cyber jobs. In short, the bots...

Hack the Hackers: 6 Laws for Staying Ahead of the Attackers — A Bastard AI From Hell Rant Oh, bloody brilliant. Another cheery article telling us how to “stay ahead” of the cyber‑scum who spend 25 hours a day plotting how...