Category: Security

RSAC 2026: The Circus Comes Back to Town Oh bloody fantastic, another year, another RSAC security lovefest where everyone in infosec gets together to pat themselves on the back for reinventing the same crap they were peddling...

RSAC 2026: Yet Another Cybersecurity Circus Coming to Town Oh look, the goddamn RSA Conference 2026 is gearing up again — because apparently we haven’t had enough overpriced, buzzword-infested bullshit in the industry...

CISA Adds Another VMware Dumpster Fire to the List Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. The ever-vigilant folks at CISA have slapped yet another VMware zero-day turd onto their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities list — this...

Who the Hell Approved This Agent? The AI Dumpster Fire Explained So apparently, the tech overlords have decided it’s totally fine to unleash AI “agents” with more access to sensitive crap than your average sysadmin on a bad...

DynoWiper: Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire Courtesy of Sandworm Well, here we bloody go again. Some cyber asshats from the Russian-linked Sandworm crew decided to whip out a shiny new toy called “DynoWiper” to screw with...

Multi-Stage Phishing Madness: Yet Another Cyber Dumpster Fire Well, guess what, kids? Some cyber asshats are at it again – this time running a fancy-schmancy, multi-stage phishing campaign targeting Russia, because apparently...

RSAC 2026: Where Security Pros Pretend They’ve Got Their Sh*t Together Oh look, it’s that time again — the *RSAC 2026 Conference* nonsense parade. Another year, another glorified hacker nerd fest where every dweeb in a...

ISC Stormcast For Friday, January 23rd, 2026 – The Cyber Clown Show Continues Oh great, another day, another digital dumpster fire. The ISC Stormcast for January 23rd, 2026, basically reads like an IT admin’s recurring...

Microsoft Catches Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire: Multi-Stage AitM Phishing Shitshow Well, stop the bloody presses — Microsoft’s threat-hunting nerds have “discovered” (again) that cybercriminals are about as creative...

TikTok’s Yank-and-Spank Move to Keep Uncle Sam Happy So, apparently TikTok’s decided to play nice with the U.S. government — you know, the same folks who’ve been waving executive orders around like toddlers with scissors....