Category: Security

CERT/CC Warns binary-parser Bug Allows Node.js Privilege-Level Code Execution – Or: How Another Bloody Bug Ruined Everyone’s Week Oh joy, another week, another flaming mess from the land of developers who think testing is...

VoidLink – Because Apparently We Needed Another Fucking AI-Powered Malware Alright, strap in, because some bright bastards have unleashed a shiny new toy called VoidLink — a Linux malware framework written with the help of...

Automatic Script Execution in Visual Studio Code — or, How to Let Chaos Run Itself So, here's the bloody scoop: Visual Studio Code — that shiny thing every wannabe dev worships like it’s the second coming of Linus Torvalds...

Chainlit AI Framework Flaws Let Hackers Go Full Data-Pillage Mode Oh bloody fantastic, another “AI framework” that’s about as secure as a wet paper bag wrapped in tinfoil and left in a thunderstorm. So, Chainlit — the...

Exposure Assessment Platforms Signal a Shift in Focus – And a Whole Lotta Corporate Bullshit Oh joy, another cyber buzzword salad pretending to save the world. The article yammered on about this new “Exposure Assessment”...

Smart MSSPs and Their Bloody AI Obsession Right, so apparently the cybersecurity world has decided that humans are just too damned expensive and unreliable (no shit), so the clever bastards over at The Hacker News are showing off...

“Damn Vulnerable” Training Apps — Because Apparently, Security Training Means Leaving the Door Wide F***ing Open Right, so here’s the latest dumpster fire from the world of so-called “security training.” Some...

AI-Spawned Linux Malware: VoidLink and the Grand Clusterfuck Oh, bloody fantastic — as if Linux admins didn’t have enough crap to deal with already. Now we’ve got some AI-built, sneaky little bastard called VoidLink...

Zoom and GitLab Try to Patch the Leaky Bins They Call Software Well, hold onto your damn keyboards, folks, because Zoom and GitLab have yet again discovered — shocker — that their code wasn't exactly Fort Knox. Turns out both...

Phishing Campaign Zeroes in on LastPass Customers — Because Apparently, We Can’t Have Nice Things Well, strap the fuck in, because the cyber-shitshow keeps rolling. Some sorry-ass hackers have decided to crank up a *super...