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FTC: older adults lost record $700 million to scammers in 2024

Seriously?! Another Scam Report You Idiots Lost $700 Million. Seriously. Right, listen up, you lot. The FTC says old people – and I use that term *loosely* because some of them are just… gullible – handed over a...

WinRAR zero-day exploited to plant malware on archive extraction

WinRAR is STILL a mess, you idiots. Seriously? WinRAR. *Again*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another zero-day in WinRAR. A goddamn zero-day. Apparently, if some chuckleheads calling themselves "RomCom" (seriously, the...

OpenAI to fix GPT-5 issues, double rate limits for paid users after outrage

GPT-5 is a Mess, Apparently Oh, Joy. Another AI Clusterfuck. Right, so OpenAI's GPT-5? Yeah, it launched and immediately choked on its own hype. Users – the *paying* users, mind you – are screaming about slow responses,...

Optus to answer privacy court case stemming from 2022 data breach – iTnews

Optus Data Breach: A Summary (Because Apparently You Need One) Optus is in Court, *Again*. Seriously? Right. Listen up, you lot. Optus, those blithering idiots who managed to lose the personal data of millions of Australians back...

Elad Gil — one of tech’s sharpest minds — on early bets, breakout growth, and what’s coming next at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Gil Spouted Off, Here's What He Said (Ugh) Elad Gil’s Hot Takes: A Summary For People Who Value Their Time Right. So, apparently Elad Gil opened his mouth at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. The gist? This guy, who's made a fortune...

Truth Social’s AI search is powered by Perplexity, but the platform can set limits on sources

Truth Social's AI: A Disaster in the Making Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake. Truth Social Has an AI Now. Right, so apparently the dumpster fire that is Truth Social decided they needed an AI search function. Shocking, I know. Turns out,...

Elon Musk says X plans to introduce ads in Grok’s responses

Musk's Latest Clusterfuck: Ads in Grok Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, so Elon Musk – surprise, fucking surprise – has decided to ruin yet *another* thing. Apparently, X (formerly Twitter, formerly a decent platform) is...

The backlash against Duolingo going ‘AI-first’ didn’t even matter

Duolingo's AI Debacle: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Duolingo. Right, so apparently some people *gasp* didn’t like Duolingo shoving AI features down their throats? Shocking. The article...

AI agents aren’t the ‘new Google,’ says Airbnb CEO

Ugh, Another AI Take Seriously? Airbnb's CEO Thinks AI Agents Aren't Replacing Google. Right, because that’s what we were all worried about. Apparently, Brian Chesky – the guy running Airbnb – has decided to publicly state...

Age Verification Is Sweeping Gaming. Is It Ready for the Age of AI Fakes?

Age Verification in Gaming: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Great*. More Bullshit. Right, so the gaming industry, predictably full of panicked suits after some pearl-clutching about kids and content, is scrambling for age...