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CISA orders feds to patch actively exploited Geoserver flaw

CISA Screams at Feds to Patch Their Shit Before Hackers Have a Field Day Well, surprise, surprise — the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has had enough of federal agencies dragging their collective...

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Microsoft Intune December updates: Workflow automation, macOS, iOS, Android enhancements

Microsoft Intune December Updates – Oh Look, More Bloody “Enhancements” Right, so Microsoft’s pushed out another round of “updates” for Intune this December, and surprise bloody surprise — they’re calling it an...

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Windows Admin Center version 2511: high availability deployments, VM conversion tool, NetApp Shift Toolkit, security improvments

Windows Admin Center 2511 — More “Improvements” to Babysit and More Crap to Break So Microsoft, in their infinite bloody wisdom, has dropped Windows Admin Center version 2511 — another shoot-yourself-in-the-foot upgrade...

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New Windows RasMan zero-day flaw gets free, unofficial patches

Microsoft Screws Up Again: The RASMAN Zero-Day Fiasco Oh bloody fantastic, Microsoft’s at it again—another delightful “feature” disguised as a goddamn zero-day vulnerability in Windows. This time it’s the RASMAN (Remote...

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Shadow spreadsheets: The security gap your tools can’t see

Shadow Spreadsheets: Because Apparently, We Needed Yet Another Security Nightmare Oh, fantastic — another day, another digital shitshow. According to this BleepingComputer article, some geniuses out there have been cobbling...

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Kali Linux 2025.4 released with 3 new tools, desktop updates

Kali Linux 2024.4 – Yet Another Bloody Update Well, look who’s back screwing around with the pentest playground ― Kali Linux has dropped version 2024.4, and apparently the devs decided we didn’t have enough shiny toys to...

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Fake ‘One Battle After Another’ torrent hides malware in subtitles

Fake Torrents Now Come with a Side of Malware-Flavored Subtitles – Because Of Course They Bloody Do Right, gather round, you bunch of digital muppets. Apparently, some clever **** decided that stuffing malware into fake...

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Coupang data breach traced to ex-employee who retained system access

Coupang’s Data Breach: Because Apparently "Ex-Employee" Doesn’t Mean "No Access" So here’s a shining gem of corporate idiocy for your day — Coupang, the South Korean e-commerce giant, managed to get some of its precious...

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Google’s answer to the AI arms race — promote the guy behind its data center tech

Google’s Grandmaster Plan: Promote the Server Whisperer Oh, for fuck’s sake, Google’s done it again. In their desperate scramble to stay relevant in the AI dick-measuring contest, they’ve decided the masterstroke move is...

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Baby delivered in Waymo continues proud tradition of not making it to the hospital

Another Day, Another Tech Miracle: Baby Delivered in a Bloody Waymo So apparently, some poor sods in Phoenix ended up delivering a baby *inside* a goddamn Waymo self-driving car because, surprise surprise, life doesn’t wait for...