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AI startup Tavus founder says users talk to its AI Santa ‘for hours’ per day

AI Santa: Because Apparently We Needed a Digital Stalker in Red Velvet So, some bright-spark startup called Tavus decided humanity wasn’t already wasting enough time talking to chatbots, so now they’ve unleashed an AI Santa...

Google launches managed MCP servers that let AI agents simply plug into its tools

Google Decides to Be the Goddamn Puppet Master of AI Agents Well, holy shit. Google’s decided it hasn’t quite monopolized enough of the internet yet, so now it’s diving face-first into something called “Managed MCP...

ChatGPT is Apple’s most downloaded app of 2025 in the US

ChatGPT Tops Apple’s Download Charts — Humanity Officially Out of Original Ideas Well, would you bloody look at that. The mighty ChatGPT has hit the top of the Apple App Store for 2025 in the U.S., beating out every...

ElevenLabs just hit a $6.6B valuation. Its CEO says the real money isn’t in voice anymore.

ElevenLabs Hits $6.6B Valuation… And Apparently Voice Isn’t Sexy Enough Anymore So, ElevenLabs, the crowd that makes machines sound more human than your average call center drone, just hit a goddamn $6.6 billion valuation....

Google is testing AI-powered article overviews on select publications’ Google News pages

Google’s Latest “Innovation”: AI Summarizing the Bloody News Oh, fantastic — Google’s at it again, trying to shove even more “AI magic” down everyone’s throats. Apparently, the almighty overlords in Mountain View...

Spotify tests more personalized, AI-powered ‘Prompted Playlists’

Spotify’s AI Now Wants to Be Your Overly Attached Music Buddy Oh, fantastic. Because apparently, what the world really needed was yet another goddamn AI trying to be your best friend. Spotify’s at it again, this time...

Security

Fortinet, Ivanti, and SAP Issue Urgent Patches for Authentication and Code Execution Flaws

Fortinet, Ivanti, and SAP – The Usual Clown Parade of Security Screw-ups Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Another day, another batch of companies dropping their digital trousers and letting the world peek at their festering...

Security

Microsoft Issues Security Fixes for 56 Flaws, Including Active Exploit and Two Zero-Days

Microsoft Patches Yet Another Shitstorm of Security Holes Oh bloody hell, Microsoft’s at it again — pumping out a fresh set of "urgent" patches because apparently their codebase has more holes than a moth-eaten bedsheet. This...

Security

Warning: WinRAR Vulnerability CVE-2025-6218 Under Active Attack by Multiple Threat Groups

WinRAR Vulnerability CVE-2025-6218: Because Apparently We Still Need to Learn to Stop Using 20-Year-Old Crapware So apparently, the universe decided that WinRAR — that ancient fossil we’ve all kept installed since the early...

Security

Webinar: How Attackers Exploit Cloud Misconfigurations Across AWS, AI Models, and Kubernetes

Webinar: How Attackers Screw Up Your Cloud Faster Than You Can Say ‘Oops!’ Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Another day, another bunch of poor bastards getting their cloud environments spanked by cybercriminals because they...