Microsoft Throws $17.5 Billion at India Because the AI Race Is a Bloody Arms Race Well, well, well, looks like the almighty Microsoft has decided to throw a shit-ton of cash—$17.5 billion, to be precise—into India by 2029....

EU Throws a Bureaucratic Fit Over Google’s AI Search Tools Oh joy, grab the popcorn, because the EU’s antitrust brigade has once again decided to go medieval on Google’s ass. Yep, apparently Mountain View’s precious new...

Google’s Bloody AI Glasses – Because Apparently Your Face Needs Another Screen Right, so those geniuses at Google have decided the world needs another pair of “smart” specs — because clearly, nothing says innovation...

Amazon’s Latest “Holiday Miracle”: More Crap for Alexa to Do Oh, joy, just what the world bloody needed — Amazon teaching Alexa to stalk your parcels and whisper “helpful” gift suggestions in your ear like some...

OpenAI, Anthropic, and Block Want Their AIs to Stop Acting Like Drunk Toddlers So apparently, the tech overlords — OpenAI, Anthropic, and Block — have decided to hold hands and sing kumbaya over something they’re calling...

OpenAI, Anthropic, and Block Join New Linux Foundation Effort to Standardize the AI Agent Era — Because Apparently We Needed Another Bloody Committee Oh, bloody wonderful — just what the world needed, another goddamn...

OpenAI Staffer Quits Because Apparently the AI Kool-Aid Got Too Strong So, some poor sod at OpenAI decided they’d had enough of the company’s supposed “economic research” taking a nosedive straight into the propaganda...

OpenAI Snags Slack’s Boss – Because Apparently There Weren’t Enough Buzzwords Already So, strap in for this circus: Denise Dresser, the freshly minted CEO of Slack — you know, that glorified chatroom that everyone’s...

Amazon’s Ring Decides to Play Big Brother – Now with Extra Creepy AI! Oh bloody brilliant. Amazon’s Ring – because spying on your neighbors wasn’t creepy enough – has decided to jam some so-called “AI-powered facial...

Slack’s Boss Jumps Ship to OpenAI – Because Apparently We Needed More Corporate Shenanigans Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of “oh look, someone’s changing jobs again.” Denise bloody Dresser, the big cheese over at...