Sturnus Malware: Yet Another Android Shitshow Oh bloody fantastic — just when you thought Android couldn’t get any worse, along comes some digital asshole called Sturnus ready to wreck your phone and rummage through your...

Samourai Crypto Clowns Get Busted – The Great Blockchain Shitshow Well, strap in, you magnificent bastards, because the crypto circus just spat out another steaming pile of digital idiocy. Turns out the brainiacs behind the...

Windows Admin Center Virtualization Mode vs VMware vCenter – A Bloody Comparison Oh great, another “let’s reinvent the bloody wheel” episode from Microsoft, starring the shiny new Windows Admin Center Virtualization Mode....

Photocall Goes Up in Flames – Yet Another Pirate Ship Sinks Well, well, well. It looks like another band of Internet scallywags just had their digital arses handed to them. The so-called Photocall streaming site, which was...

Windows 11 Migration: Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Right, so apparently, it’s that magical time again when Microsoft wants everyone to stop clinging to Windows 10 like a life raft made of outdated drivers...

D-Link’s Ancient Router Crapfest Just Got Even Worse Oh great, another bloody day, another “critical vulnerability” from the graveyard of obsolete hardware. D-Link, bless their incompetent little hearts, has decided to pop...

SonicWall Screws Up (Again) – The Firewall Facepalm of the Week Well, grab your coffee and prepare to spit it all over your keyboard because SonicWall has managed to cock things up again. Apparently, there’s a lovely little...

Salesforce Users Get Shafted (Again) Thanks to Gainsight’s Screw-Up Right, gather ‘round, you miserable sods, because this one’s a real gem from the clown circus we call “cloud security.” Salesforce — you know, the...

GlobalProtect VPNs Getting Smacked Hard — Because Of Course They Are Oh look, another day, another batch of sysadmins crying into their coffee because their bloody VPNs are being pummeled into oblivion. This time, it’s Palo...

Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire: Italian Rail Group Almaviva Gets Shafted Well, well, well. Looks like the clowns over at Almaviva, that big Italian IT and rail infrastructure outfit, just got digitally pantsed. Some smug...