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Google’s Gemini 3 is living up to the hype and creating games in one shot

Google’s Gemini 3: The AI That’s Making the Rest of Us Look Like Lazy Bastards Well, strap in you poor meatbags, because Google’s gone and done it again. Their shiny new toy, Gemini 3, is strutting around the digital...

As consumers ditch Google for ChatGPT, Peec AI raises $21M to help brands adapt

Consumers Dump Google for ChatGPT, Peec AI Scoops $21M to Save Marketers’ Sorry Arses Well, it finally happened. People are getting sick of tossing their damn questions into the Google black hole and instead are cozying up with...

‘Odd Lots’ Cohost Joe Weisenthal Has Predictions About How the AI Bubble Will Burst

Joe Weisenthal and the Great AI Hype Circus Oh bloody hell, here we go again — another think piece about the so-called “AI Revolution.” This one from Joe Weisenthal, cohost of the Odd Lots podcast, who seems to have the...

Databricks reportedly in talks to raise funding at a $130B+ valuation

Databricks Wants Even More Bloody Cash — Because Apparently $43 Billion Wasn’t Enough So Databricks, that AI-fueled data-slinging juggernaut that already rolls around in piles of venture capitalist money like Scrooge McDuck,...

Intuit signs $100M+ deal with OpenAI to bring its apps to ChatGPT

Intuit Hurls a Mountain of Cash at OpenAI – Because Apparently That’s the New Way to Look Innovative Well, slap me with a balance sheet and call me Clippy’s ghost – Intuit just lobbed over a cool $100 million+ at OpenAI...

Stack Overflow is remaking itself into an AI data provider

Stack Overflow's New Master Plan: Selling Its Soul to the AI Overlords Well, son of a byte, Stack Overflow – that once glorious shrine of smug developers and repository of passive-aggressive answers – has decided to throw in...

Microsoft’s Agent 365 Tries to Be the AI Bot Boss

Microsoft’s Agent 365: The AI Overlord Nobody Asked For So apparently Microsoft decided it’s not enough to hurl half-baked AI copilots into everyone’s face—now they’ve unleashed Agent 365, some Frankenbot that wants to...

Gemini 3 Is Here—and Google Says It Will Make Search Smarter

Google Unleashes Gemini 3 – The “Smarter” Search That’ll Probably Confuse Us All So, those brilliant bastards over at Google have decided that the world wasn’t quite annoying enough, so they’ve dropped another bloody...

Google launches Gemini 3 with new coding app and record benchmark scores

Google Unleashes Gemini 3: Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough AI Running the Damn World So, Google’s at it again — because clearly world domination through ads and data mining just wasn’t enough. They’ve vomited...

Poe’s AI app now supports group chats across AI models

Poe’s AI App Now Lets Multiple Bots Chat Together — Because That’s Exactly What We Needed Well, strap in folks, because the geniuses over at Quora’s AI playground — Poe — decided the world wasn’t chaotic enough...