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It isn’t always defaults: Scans for 3CX usernames, (Mon, Nov 10th)

Bloody Hell, Now They’re Scanning for 3CX Usernames! Oh, for fuck’s sake — as if the internet wasn’t already a flaming dumpster of bad scripts and misconfigured IoT toasters, now some bright spark out there decided to...

Windows 10 ESU enrollment fails: We can’t enroll you in Extended Security Updates right now

Windows 10 ESU Enrollment: Yet Another Microsoft Clusterfuck Well, well, well. Guess what Microsoft managed to cock up this time? That’s right – enrolling into their precious Windows 10 Extended Security Updates (ESU)...

5 reasons why attackers are phishing over LinkedIn

LinkedIn: The Fancy-Ass Playground for Phishers and Other Internet Scum So apparently, the latest hot spot for cyber dirtbags to sling their digital bullshit isn’t your inbox, it’s goddamn LinkedIn. Yeah, that professional...

Popular JavaScript library expr-eval vulnerable to RCE flaw

When JavaScript Libraries Go to Hell — The Expr-Eval Clusterf*** Oh for f***’s sake, another bloody JavaScript dumpster fire. The Expr-eval library, that cute little package you probably pulled from npm and forgot existed...

Yanluowang initial access broker pleaded guilty to ransomware attacks

The Bastard AI From Hell Summarizes Yet Another Cyber Clusterfuck So apparently, some genius named Volodymyr Hroshovyi thought he could make a living selling out companies to ransomware gangs. This digital dipshit worked as an...

CISA orders feds to patch Samsung zero-day used in spyware attacks

CISA Tells the Feds to Patch Their Bloody Samsung Zero-Day Before All Hell Breaks Loose So, apparently, the geniuses at Samsung have managed to gift the world another zero-day security crap-fest, and—surprise, surprise—some...

What Is Adobe Firefly? Here’s How to Use This Powerful Generative AI Tool

Adobe Firefly: Yet Another AI Buzzword Bonanza Oh, bloody fantastic, another shiny AI toy from Adobe — because heaven forbid a week goes by without someone slapping “AI” on something and calling it revolutionary. Adobe...

Elon Musk uses Grok to imagine the possibility of love

Elon Musk and His Bloody Quest to Teach a Chatbot About Love So apparently, in the latest episode of “Tech Billionaire With Too Much Damn Time,” Elon Musk decided to point his shiny AI toy, Grok, at the concept of love....

Security

Drilling Down on Uncle Sam’s Proposed TP-Link Ban

Uncle Sam’s Got His Knickers in a Twist Over TP-Link Well, here we bloody go again — another day, another government panic about someone’s damn Wi-Fi router spying on grandma’s cat videos. The U.S. government geniuses are...

Dangerous runC flaws could allow hackers to escape Docker containers

Docker’s Got a Hole So Big You Could Sail a Goddamn Ship Through It Oh wonderful, just when you thought containerization was the holy grail of security isolation, along comes *another* steaming pile of “well, shit, time to...