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Cisco: Actively exploited firewall flaws now abused for DoS attacks

Cisco Firewalls Fall on Their Arse – Again Oh bloody fantastic, because what the world really needed right now was another flaming Cisco screw-up. Seems those overpaid corporate clowns managed to gift-wrap yet another set of...

New LandFall spyware exploited Samsung zero-day via WhatsApp messages

Landfall Spyware – The Digital Kick in the Teeth for Samsung Users Well, here we go again — another bloody day, another pack of cyber-goblins shoving spyware down our digital throats. Some sneaky bastards have cooked up a new...

QNAP fixes seven NAS zero-day flaws exploited at Pwn2Own

QNAP's Swiss-Cheese NAS Security – Because Why the Hell Not? So, QNAP — those fine geniuses known for making overpriced boxes full of spinning rust and Linux — just patched seven bloody zero-days that got absolutely...

Microsoft testing faster Quick Machine Recovery in Windows 11

Microsoft Promises “Faster” PC Recovery in Windows 11 — Because Apparently Waiting 3 Hours to Fix Their Crap Was Too Quick So, Microsoft’s latest bright idea from the dungeon of dubious genius is this so-called “Quick...

Malicious NuGet packages drop disruptive ‘time bombs’

Malicious NuGet Packages and Their Flaming Digital Time Bombs Oh bloody hell, developers just can’t catch a break, can they? Some enterprising little cyber-shits decided it’d be fun to sneak malware into a bunch of NuGet...

GitHub Copilot CLI 101: Or How to Let a Bot Write Your Damn Commands

GitHub Copilot CLI 101: Or How to Let a Bot Write Your Damn Commands So, the geniuses over at GitHub decided we’re all too bloody lazy—or just too stupid—to type commands ourselves, so they birthed this shiny new toy called...

Perplexity to pay Snap $400M to power search in Snapchat

Perplexity Throws $400 Million at Snap So Your Snapchat Search Doesn’t Suck (As Much) Oh bloody wonderful. Another day, another tech partnership no one asked for but the execs are wetting themselves over. So here’s the gist...

Google Maps upgrades navigation in India with Gemini, safety alerts

Google’s Bloody Maps Gets “Smarter” in India – Because We Clearly Needed More Talking Apps So, Google’s gone and shoved its shiny new Gemini AI into Google Maps in India, because obviously the one thing drivers really...

Inception raises $50 million to build diffusion models for code and text

Inception Scores $50 Million to Teach Machines How to Bullshit in Code and Text Oh wonderful, another bunch of tech geniuses raised a goddamn $50 million to build diffusion models that can spit out both code and text. Because...

Subtle Computing’s voice isolation models help computers understand you in noisy environments

Subtle Computing’s Fancy Voice-Isolation Nonsense — Or How to Make Machines Hear You Better Than Your Mom Ever Did So apparently, some bunch of overcaffeinated nerds at Subtle Computing decided that your computer’s been...