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North Korean hackers use EtherHiding to hide malware on the blockchain

Ugh, More Crypto Bullshit Seriously? North Korea's At It Again. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Those goddamn Lazarus Group clowns – yeah, the North Korean state-sponsored hackers – are now hiding...

Unified Exposure Management Platforms: The Future of Preemptive Cyber Defense

UEM? Seriously? Unified Exposure Management Platforms: A Waste of Time (Probably) Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about Unified Exposure Management platforms. Basically, it's another attempt to solve problems...

CISA: Maximum-severity Adobe flaw now exploited in attacks

Adobe's Mess - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Patched) Seriously? Adobe *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another critical vulnerability in Adobe software. This time it’s a flaw in the Adobe ColdFusion server –...

Gladinet fixes actively exploited zero-day in file-sharing software

Gladinet Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Gladinet Had a Zero-Day Right, listen up. Some file sharing crapware called Gladinet – yeah, you probably haven’t heard of it, and frankly, you’re better off that way –...

Microsoft: Office 2016 and Office 2019 have reach end of support

Microsoft's Shitty Support Cycle - A Warning Seriously? Office 2016 & 2019 Are Officially *Dead* Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft has finally pulled the plug on support for Office 2016 and Office 2019. As of...

Microsoft disrupts ransomware attacks targeting Teams users

Microsoft's 'Disruption' - Yeah, Right. Seriously? Microsoft *Disrupts* Ransomware. Shocker. Oh joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and after letting this fester for who knows how long), claims to have taken down some...

Hackers exploit Cisco SNMP flaw to deploy rootkit on switches

Cisco SNAFU - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? *Another* Cisco Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More work for everyone because some chuckleheads can't secure their goddamn SNMP configurations. Apparently, hackers are exploiting a...

Have I Been Pwned: Prosper data breach impacts 17.6 million accounts

Seriously?! Another Breach? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Prosper Got Hacked. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some people *still* don’t get it. Prosper, a financial data aggregation site – yeah, the one you willingly...

Auction giant Sotheby’s says data breach exposed customer information

Sotheby's Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Sotheby’s Got Hacked. Again. Right, so the fancy auction house, Sotheby’s – yeah, the one for people with more money than sense – got their systems pwned. Apparently some miscreant...

OpenAI has five years to turn $13 billion into $1 trillion

OpenAI's Pathetic Predicament Oh, *Now* They Need Money? Right. So, OpenAI, the company that thinks it’s so damn clever with its chatbots and image generators, is apparently in a bit of a pickle. After burning through cash like...