Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? You Need *This* Explained? Right, so some people apparently need to be told how to look for their data being flogged on the dark web. Fantastic. The article basically says Network...

Mango Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Mango Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, the clothing chain Mango – yes, that Mango – has suffered a data breach. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. Like they...

Microsoft's Clusterfuck of the Month Oh, *Wonderful*. More Microsoft Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom', I mean staggering incompetence), is about to screw over...

WSL on Server 2025? Seriously? Oh, Joy. WSL on Windows Server 2025 - A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, are *finally* letting you run a Linux subsystem on Windows Server 2025. Like we...

F5 Big-IP: Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More security holes in F5's Big-IP appliances. Apparently, some vulnerabilities were nicked during a… let’s call it an “incident” (because "massive data breach" is...

Seriously?! Another Phishing Scam You People Are *Still* Falling For This Shit? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are getting emails claiming their LastPass or Bitwarden accounts have been...

Powerschool Hack - Ugh, Seriously? Another Idiot Gets Four Years. Powerschool, FFS. Right, listen up. Some numpty – a 21-year-old named Benjamin Dalton – managed to hack into Powerschool, that godforsaken student information...

Capita's Fucking Mess Seriously? Capita. Capita. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it’s Capita, a UK outsourcing firm that apparently can’t secure a goddamn database to save their lives. They got pwned – big time....