Ugh, Another One Seriously? AsyncRAT Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some script kiddies – and let’s be real, that’s all they are – are using the AsyncRAT remote access trojan to pwn...

Seriously?! Another Browser Extension Disaster Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – and I mean morons – are installing dodgy Chrome extensions called "Madgicx Plus" and "SocialMetrics". They...

Seriously? SonicWall *Again*? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: SonicWall SSL VPN is STILL a Disaster Right. So, apparently some morons at SonicWall haven’t learned their lesson. Another goddamn vulnerability in their SSL VPN...

Seriously? Another Article About This... Oh, Joy. More Hand-Holding for Executives. Right, so apparently some "experts" have noticed CISOs are having trouble talking to the suits. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. The...

Oh, *Wonderful*. Another One. Right, so some Russian APT group – because of course it’s a Russian APT group – decided to have a little "simulation" inside KazMunayGas, Kazakhstan's biggest oil company. A “simulation,”...

Seriously?! Another LLM Gone to Shit Oh, Joy. K2 Think Got Pwned Faster Than You Can Say "Prompt Injection" Right, so some bright sparks over at K2 released this new Large Language Model – “K2 Think”, they’re calling it....

Wyden's Whining About Microsoft - Seriously? Microsoft, Still Screwing Up. Shocking. Right, so Senator Wyden – bless his heart, or whatever passes for one in Washington – is now flapping his gums at the FTC about Microsoft....

Pixel 10: Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another "Security Feature" Right, so Google's finally decided to slap C2PA support onto the Pixel 10. Big fucking deal. Apparently, they’re letting you verify if an image was actually taken by your...

Ugh, Seriously? Vidar's Back. Vidar Infostealer is STILL A PROBLEM. Right, so some script kiddies decided to resurrect Vidar, that piece of crap infostealer from 2018. Apparently, taking a break wasn't enough for them. It’s...

Stark Industries: Still Being Dickheads, Apparently Seriously? *Still* This Shit? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Stark Industries – yeah, that Stark Industries, the ones supposedly reformed after… well, everything –...