German AI Adoption Surges? Sure, and Most Companies Still Use the Stuff Like It’s Radioactive So here’s the punchline from this article: Germany is making a lot of noise about AI adoption going up, everyone’s patting...

Europe’s AI Brilliant Plan: Depend on Foreign Tech, Then Act Shocked When the Tap Gets Shut Off Right, so the European Central Bank president, Christine Lagarde, has pointed out the bleeding obvious: Europe is getting...

Gemini’s AI Swarm Tripped Over Its Own Bullshit Right, here’s the short version, because apparently even a swarm of AI agents needs adult supervision. The article explains how researchers set up a multi-agent Gemini AI system...

Claude Money: Because Letting an AI Poke Around Your Bank Account Is Apparently a Brilliant Fucking Idea Anthropic is cooking up something called Claude Money, which, as the name not-so-subtly suggests, would let its AI hook into...

Perplexity’s Portable Computer Hits Windows, and Naturally It Wants a Stupid Amount of VRAM Right, so Perplexity has dragged its so-called “Portable Computer” onto Windows, which sounds impressive until you get to the part...

Cline Desktop: More AI Agent Wrangling, Because Apparently Developers Needed Even More Shit to Automate So here’s the deal: the article is about Cline Desktop, which is basically a shiny little interface for developers who want...

Homebrew 7.0.0: Because Apparently the Command Line Was Too Scary for Some People Right, so Homebrew 7.0.0 is out, and the big bloody headline is that it now has a built-in GUI. Yes, a graphical interface. Because typing commands...

DDROP: Yet Another “Confidential Computing” Clusterfuck Right, so the latest shiny security toy from Intel and AMD—“confidential computing,” the thing we’re all apparently supposed to trust like it descended from the...

NVIDIA RTX Pro 5500: More VRAM, More Money, More Bullshit Right, here’s the short version for those of you who can’t be bothered to read the vendor-flavoured puff piece: NVIDIA’s RTX Pro 5500 is basically a workstation card...

Project Lily: Surprise, You Poor Bastards — Humans May Be Reading Your ChatGPT Chats Right, here’s the cheerful little horror story. The article covers Project Lily, which is basically the sort of thing anyone with half a...