Seriously? Another Fucking Security Mess Project Management Tools Are A Disaster, Shocking! Oh, great. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, now project management software is riddled with holes. Apparently, these "critical"...

Ugh, Another "Important" Security Thing Seriously? Code-to-Cloud Mapping. You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me. Right, so apparently, if you haven’t been living under a rock (or actually *doing* security work), some "top teams"...

Salt Typhoon: Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck Salt Typhoon: Seriously? More of This Shit. Oh, joy. Another state-sponsored APT group – this one called "Salt Typhoon" (real original name, assholes) – is running around...

Seriously? People *Still* Fall For This?! Oh, joy. Another day, another wave of morons clicking on things they shouldn't. Apparently, searches for ZIP files are spiking. Yes, you read that right. ZIP files. Like, the thing your...

Ugh, More Security Theater Seriously? CISA Thinks *This* Will Fix Things? Right, so the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has released "guidelines" for Software Bill of Materials (SBOMs). Big fucking deal....

VS Code is STILL a mess Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Another VS Code Problem Right. So, some "researchers" (read: people who actually bother to *look* at code instead of just blindly trusting everything) found a flaw in Visual...

KrebsOnSecurity - Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are building a new generation of scam gambling sites –...

Talos Intelligence Report - Ugh. Seriously? Another Report. Right, so TalosIntelligence decided to write a goddamn blog post about…wait for it…supply chain attacks targeting Managed Service Providers (MSPs). Like we didn't...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Dark Web Summary. Seriously? You Need *Me* To Tell You About The Dark Web? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently some people need a guided tour of the internet’s underbelly. This article from Dark...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. 1000 Developers Just Got Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently over a thousand developers – *a thousand!* – are having their credentials and secrets leaked because...