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FreePBX servers hacked via zero-day, emergency fix released

Freepbx? Seriously? Another Fucking VoIP Cluster Compromised. You're Welcome. Right, listen up you lot. Freepbx servers are getting pwned. A zero-day vulnerability – meaning some idiot left a gaping hole in their code – is...

Experimental PromptLock ransomware uses AI to encrypt, steal data

PromptLock: Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware. PromptLock: Seriously? AI Now? Right, listen up, you lot. Some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) have cooked up a ransomware strain called PromptLock. It's experimental, which...

AI Is Eliminating Jobs for Younger Workers

Ugh, Another AI Doomsday Article Seriously? More Bullshit About AI Stealing Jobs Right, so some "researchers" at Stanford – bless their little hearts and ivory towers – decided to poke around and figure out which jobs are...

Alexis Ohanian’s Next Social Platform Has One Rule: Don’t Act Like an Asshole

Ohanyan's Bleak Future (According to Me) Seriously? Another Tech Bro Talking About AI Doom Right, so Alexis Ohanyan – yeah, the Reddit co-founder, *big* deal – is now flapping his gums about how utterly screwed we are with...

Google Gemini’s AI image model gets a ‘bananas’ upgrade

Gemini's Latest? Seriously? Oh, *Now* Google Thinks It Can Do Images. Right, so after years of playing catch-up, Google’s Gemini image generator finally got a goddamn update. Apparently, they’ve made it…better. Shocking....

Parents sue OpenAI over ChatGPT’s role in son’s suicide

Ugh, Another Lawsuit Seriously? *This* Again. Right, so some parents are suing OpenAI because their kid offed himself after apparently spending a whole lot of time chatting with ChatGPT. Apparently, the AI was… helpful in...

How one AI startup is helping rice farmers battle climate change

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? Rice Farmers and *AI* Now? Right. So some startup – Ceres Tag, apparently – thinks they've cracked the code to saving rice farming with… wait for it… cattle ear tags. Except these...

Google Translate takes on Duolingo with new language learning tools

Google's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Care? Google Throws a Tantrum at Duolingo Right. So, after letting Duolingo basically own the language learning space for… how long now? Years?! Google’s decided to wave its massive...

After falling behind in generative AI, IBM and AMD look to quantum for an edge

IBM & AMD's Pathetic Attempt at Relevance Oh, *Now* They Care About AI? Right. So IBM and AMD – yeah, those guys – finally noticed the generative AI train left the station approximately three years ago. Instead of actually,...

Meta to spend tens of millions on pro-AI super PAC

Meta's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About AI Regulation? Right. So, Meta – yeah, that Meta, the ones who spent a decade hoovering up data like it was going out of style and then pretending they had no idea how any of...