CISO "Greatness" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Article About CISOs. Right, so apparently the world needs another think piece on what makes a Chief Information Security Officer “great.” As if they weren’t already inflated enough...

Columbia U? More Like Columbia *Screw* Up Seriously, Another One?! Columbia University Got Pwned. Oh joy. Let me tell you about the latest spectacular failure of basic security over at Columbia University. Apparently, some...

Brazilian Phishing? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Another Phishing Thing Right, listen up. Apparently, some script kiddies in Brazil are using AI – AI! – to make their phishing attempts more convincing. Shocking, I...

Allianz Life Got Pwned - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Seriously? *Another* One? Allianz Life, FFS. Right, listen up, you lot. Allianz Life – yeah, the insurance company – had a data breach. Shocking, I know....

Ransomware Report - Ugh. Seriously? Ransomware's *Down* Apparently. Right, so the geniuses over at Dark Reading are flapping their gums about how ransomware attacks dropped nearly 50% in Q2 of this year. Yeah, okay. Don’t start...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? PwC Hired *Another* Executive Right, so apparently PwC decided they needed to shuffle the deckchairs on the Titanic – I mean, their Cyber, Data & Technology Risk Platform. They've brought in...

Ugh, Another "Revolutionary" Security Product Seriously? *Another* One. BigID's "Shadow AI" Thing Right, so apparently everyone and their grandmother is shoving AI models into production without a single thought for security....

Seriously?! More Package Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: 60 RubyGems Packages Are Stealing Spam Data Right, listen up. Some absolute wastes of oxygen decided it was a good idea to upload SIXTY malicious packages to...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Seriously? KrebsOnSecurity: Now a Fucking TV Show Right, so apparently some Hollywood types decided to make a show about real-life cybercrime investigations. And guess whose work they're ripping off? That’s right, me....