Chrome 153 Kicks Off Google’s New Two-Week Release Treadmill, Because Apparently Admins Don’t Suffer Enough Right, so Google has decided that the old four-week Chrome release cycle just wasn’t quite annoying enough, and...

Shieldcrash: Because Microsoft’s Patch Tuesday Wasn’t Already a Big Enough Clusterfuck So here we are again. Microsoft drops a record-breaking Patch Tuesday haul, and before the poor bastards in IT have even finished...

Samsung Shoves Mistral AI On-Prem So Its Chip Fabs Stop Screwing Around Right, here’s the gist, because apparently even global tech giants need a bloody AI babysitter now. Samsung is betting on running Mistral AI on-premises in...

MFA Isn’t Broken, You Idiots — Your Shitty Account Recovery Is Right, here’s the bloody punchline: MFA still works pretty damn well, but attackers have figured out they don’t need to smash through the front door when your...

Microsoft Lets the Bots Review the Bot Crap: Edge Add-ons Moderation Gets Automated So here’s the gist of this little circus: Microsoft’s Edge Add-ons team has decided to automate more of its review process because the flood...

Cloudera and Mistral: Sovereign AI, Enterprise Data, and the Same Old Corporate Circus Right, so here’s the deal: Cloudera and Mistral AI have teamed up to offer what they’re calling sovereign AI inference for enterprise...

DeepSeek’s Sandbox Was About as Secure as a Wet Paper Bag Right, here’s the short version, because apparently someone built an AI “sandbox” and forgot the part where the sandbox is supposed to stop the little bastard from...

Veradigm Got Punched in the Data and Now Everyone Gets to Enjoy the Mess Veradigm, the healthcare data outfit, finally admitted that some criminal shitheads got into its network and made off with patient information. This came...

Microsoft Shoves No-Code App Building into Copilot, Because Apparently We Needed More Ways to Let People Break Things Right, so Microsoft has decided that what the world desperately needed was more no-code bollocks, this time...

Microsoft Teams “Remote Support” Scam? Same Old Bastardry, Now with Node.js and Domain Controller Fuckery Right, here’s the short version for anyone too busy putting out fires caused by users who think every random Teams...