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AI-generated Slopoly malware used in Interlock ransomware attack

AI-Generated Malware: Because Script Kiddies Weren't Lazy Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more excruciating—stuck between users who can't find the power button and management...

England Hockey investigating ransomware data breach

Another Bunch of Muppets Get Reamed by Ransomware Oh for fuck's sake. England Hockey. Yeah, because nothing screams "critical national infrastructure" like a bunch of overgrown schoolkids chasing a ball around a field with...

Trump Administration Won’t Rule Out Further Action Against Anthropic

The Fuckwits in Charge Won't Promise to Stop Screwing With Anthropic Oh for fuck's sake. The Trump administration's collection of regulatory dumpster fires is at it again. Acting FTC chair Holy Bologna (I refuse to learn her...

Google brings Gemini in Chrome to India

Google Shoves Gemini Even Further Up Chrome's Backside, Now Infecting India Too Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the browser couldn't get any more bloated with surveillance capitalism dressed up as "helpful AI," Google...

Inside OpenAI’s Race to Catch Up to Claude Code

Oh For Fuck's Sake: OpenAI Finally Notices Other People Make Code AIs Too Right, so apparently the geniuses over at OpenAI have just discovered—after waking up from their beauty sleep on a pile of investor cash—that Anthropic...

Teens Are Using AI-Fueled ‘Slander Pages’ to Mock Their Teachers

Little Shits Use AI to Bully Teachers Because TikTok Wasn't Toxic Enough Already So the little bastards have figured out how to use generative AI to create "slander pages" — Instagram and TikTok accounts dedicated to roasting...

Nick Clegg Doesn’t Want to Talk About Superintelligence

Nick Clegg Doesn’t Want to Talk About Superintelligence (Because He’s Full of Shit) Oh look, it’s Nick fucking Clegg—yes, that Nick Clegg, the walking political compromise who somehow failed upwards from Deputy Prime...

This Digital Picture Frame Wants to Bring People Closer to a Holographic Future

Another Fucking Holographic Pipe Dream Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't shove another disposable piece of glittering techno-shit into my face, Looking Glass comes slithering out of the quantum foam...

Canopii looks to succeed where past indoor farms have not

Oh Fucking Great, Another Indoor Farming Startup That'll Definitely Not Crash And Burn Jesus H. Christ on a hydroponic cracker, just when I thought we'd buried the last of the "vertical farming will save the world" wankers in an...

Meta Is Developing 4 New Chips to Power Its AI and Recommendation Systems

Meta Builds Four New Silicon Monstrosities to Optimize Your Doom-Scrolling Oh, for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought the planet's electricity grid couldn't handle any more abuse, Meta staggers out of its latest "efficiency"...