ChatGPT Fell Over, Took Half Its Toys With It Right, here’s the short version for anyone who hasn’t got time to watch yet another shiny cloud service trip over its own shoelaces: ChatGPT had an outage, and not one of those...

Windows 10 KB5122878: More Secure Boot Crap, Fewer BitLocker Tantrums Right, here’s the miserable gist of it. Microsoft shoved out Windows 10 update KB5122878, and the big deal is that it expands Secure Boot Advanced Targeting...

Meta’s “Muse” AI Agent: Same Old Shiny Hype, Now with a $100 Price Tag and Extra Bullshit Guardrails Right, so Meta has launched Muse, its latest “personal AI agent,” because apparently the world was suffering from a...

Arm’s Neoverse CSS N4 “Falcon”: 128 Cores, PCIe 7, and More Cloud Silicon Nonsense to Keep Admins Awake Right, so Arm has rolled out its Neoverse CSS N4 platform, codenamed “Falcon,” because apparently calling it “a...

Hackers Wedge Themselves into F5 BIG-IP APM Boxes and Drop a Rootkit, Because Apparently Patching Is Too Fucking Hard Right, here’s the shitshow: attackers have been breaking into vulnerable F5 BIG-IP APM devices and planting a...

The EU CRA’s Real Question: What the Hell Did You Ship, and When Did You Know It Was Fucked? Right, so the article’s point is pretty damn simple, even if half the industry will pretend otherwise: the EU Cyber Resilience Act...

Doppelcart Built 119,000 Fake Shops Because Apparently Regular Crime Wasn’t Scalable Enough Here’s the steaming pile of bullshit: researchers uncovered a fraud operation called Doppelcart that spun up over 119,000 fake online...