Why Your Fucking Password Audits Are Missing the Goddamn Point Listen closely, you pack of dribbling simpletons. I've just finished reading yet another treatise on why your security theatre is about as effective as a condom made...

SlimCore 2.0: Because Apparently WebRTC Wasn't Shit Enough For Your VDI Oh fucking brilliant. Just when you thought your Virtual Desktop Infrastructure couldn't get any more hemorrhoid-like, Microsoft decides to "optimize" Teams...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Not This Shit Again: Local Government Officials Too Stupid to Spot a Phish The FBI is waving their arms around like a drunk traffic cop because some mouth-breathing city and county officials are falling for...

Oh Look, ShinyHunters Are Fisting Salesforce Aura Again Well, isn't this just fucking peachy. While you were busy clicking "Remind Me Tomorrow" on your Windows updates and setting your password to "Spring2024!", some crew calling...

Microsoft Tags Teams Bots Like We Can't Already Tell They're Useless Just when you thought Teams couldn't get more fucking annoying, Microsoft decides to slap name tags on every third-party bot that worms its way into your...

Ericsson US screws the pooch via third-party clusterf*ck Oh for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought these telecom bastards couldn't get any more incompetent, Ericsson US comes waltzing in with a data breach announcement that...