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Dark Reading Confidential: This Threat Hunter Helped Cops Bust Up An African Cybercrime Syndicate

Threat Hunter Does the Pigs' Job For Them – Again Oh, for fuck's sake. Another weekend warrior in a hoodie has decided to wipe law enforcement's collective arses because they can't tell a Bitcoin wallet from a hole in the...

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Stranger Things Meets Cybersecurity: Lessons from the Hive Mind

Stranger Things My Arse: When the Hive Mind Attacks Oh for fuck's sake. Some bright spark watched Stranger Things and thought, "You know what cybersecurity needs? More eldritch abominations from the Upside Down." No, you absolute...

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149 Hacktivist DDoS Attacks Hit 110 Organizations in 16 Countries After Middle East Conflict

Script Kiddies With A Cause: 149 DDoS Attacks Because Apparently Nobody Knows How To Configure A Fucking Firewall Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my week couldn't get any more shit-encrusted, some politically motivated...

Facebook accounts unavailable in worldwide outage

Meta's Monumental Clusterfuck: When Facebook Decided to Shit Itself Globally Oh for fuck's sake, look what we have here. Facebook took a two-hour dirt nap yesterday, leaving millions of dribbling morons staring at "Account...

Paint maker giant AkzoNobel confirms cyberattack on U.S. site

Wet Paint, Dry Holes: AkzoNobel Slaps on Another Coat of Security Failure Oh look, another multinational corporation has managed to fuck up their cybersecurity so spectacularly that they might as well have painted a giant target...

CISA flags VMware Aria Operations RCE flaw as exploited in attacks

Another Shitshow in VMware Hell: CISA Screams About Ancient SSH Auth Bypass Look what the fucking cat dragged in. CISA has decided to grace us with their presence and flag CVE-2023-34039—a critical authentication bypass in...

How a Brute Force Attack Unmasked a Ransomware Infrastructure Network

Script Kiddies with Daddy Issues: How Brute Force Bit a Ransomware Gang in the Arse Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the criminal underworld couldn't get any more incompetent, a bunch of so-called "elite hackers" running a...

Mississippi medical center reopens clinics hit by ransomware attack

Another Day, Another Medical Clusterfuck Oh look, another bunch of medical professionals who think "password123" constitutes military-grade encryption. The University of Mississippi Medical Center—because apparently...

Enable Windows Group Policy Preferences (GPP) debug logging

Group Policy Preferences Debug Logging: Because Microsoft Hates You Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another Group Policy Preference that's decided to vanish into the digital ether while you scramble around like a headless...

How to install Windows Admin Center vMode on Windows Server 2025

Installing Windows Admin Center on Server 2025: A Guide for Masochists with Admin Rights Jesus fucking Christ, here we go again. Microsoft has shat out another version of Windows Server—2025, because apparently 2022 wasn't...