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Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei could still be trying to make a deal with Pentagon

Anthropic's CEO Discovers Money Smells Better Than Principles Oh for f*ck's sake. Apparently Dario Amodei, the poster child for "responsible AI development" and other such oxymoronic bullsh*t, has decided that principles are...

Meta sued over AI smart glasses’ privacy concerns, after workers reviewed nudity, sex, and other footage

Meta's Privacy Shitshow: When Your Wank Session Becomes Training Data Oh look, it's fucking Meta again, shoving cameras on everyone's faces and pretending it's innovation. Those slick Ray-Ban smart glasses you've been wearing to...

Cursor is rolling out a new kind of agentic coding tool

Cursor's New Agentic Coding Shitshow: Because Typing Is Too Much Fucking Effort Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought developers couldn't get any lazier, Cursor has decided to drop their latest abomination: a fully...

OpenAI launches GPT-5.4 with Pro and Thinking versions

For Fuck's Sake, Not Another Decimal Point Look what the cat dragged in and pissed all over your server room: OpenAI has unleashed GPT-5.4 upon the world, because apparently the gap between 5.3 and 5.4 is worth another $20 a...

EXCLUSIVE: Luma launches creative AI agents powered by its new ‘Unified Intelligence’ models

Christ On A Bike, Luma's Unleashed More AI Wankery Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more flooded with generic, soulless generated sludge, Luma decides to drop their latest clusterfuck of "innovation" on us....

It’s official: The Pentagon has labeled Anthropic a supply-chain risk

Anthropic Labeled Supply Chain Risk by Pentagon - No Shit, Sherlock Oh for fuck's sake. The Pentagon finally woke up from its taxpayer-funded bureaucratic coma and realized that Anthropic - yes, THAT Anthropic, makers of Claude...

Security

Differentiating Between a Targeted Intrusion and an Automated Opportunistic Scanning [Guest Diary], (Wed, Mar 4th)

Differentiating Between Targeted Intrusions and Automated Bullshit Oh look, another bloody security "professional" wringing their hands over whether those 50,000 failed SSH attempts are a "sophisticated threat actor" or just some...

Security

FBI and Europol Seize LeakBase Forum Used to Trade Stolen Credentials

Oh For Fuck's Sake, They Actually Did Something Useful (Or Did They?) So the FBI and Europol finally pulled their collective fingers out of their arses and seized LeakBase, that festering shithole of a forum where every...

Security

Europol-Led Operation Takes Down Tycoon 2FA Phishing-as-a-Service Linked to 64,000 Attacks

Europol Finally Gets Off Its Arse and Kills Tycoon 2FA - About Bloody Time Oh, for fuck's sake. It took Europol and a bloody international coalition to take down a phishing service that was running around like a digital venereal...

Security

APT28-Linked Campaign Deploys BadPaw Loader and MeowMeow Backdoor in Ukraine

APT28 Unleashes BadPaw and MeowMeow: Because Apparently 'Fancy Bear' Wasn't Cutesy Enough for Fucking Cyberwarfare Oh for fuck's sake. Look who decided to crawl out of the Kremlin's digital septic tank again. Yes, it's...