CISA Tells Federal Muppets to Patch BeyondTrust Shitshow in Three Fucking Days Oh, for fuck's sake. Another week, another critical vulnerability in some "enterprise-grade" software that's about as secure as a paper bag in a...

Microsoft's Latest Circle Jerk: Exchange Online Kills the -Credential Parameter So guess what, you pack of whining script monkeys? Microsoft, in their infinite fucking wisdom, has decided that the -Credential parameter in...

WebMCP: Yet Another Fucking Standard to Make My Life Miserable Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, Microsoft and Google decide they're going to hold hands and skip through the meadow together,...

Passwords to Passkeys: Staying ISO 27001 Compliant in a Passwordless Era Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't shit out another compliance headache, here we are: the great password-to-passkey migration....

Enabling DoH on Windows Server 2025: A Guide for the Self-Loathing Administrator Oh joy. Another steaming pile of "innovation" that nobody asked for except the tinfoil-hat brigade and the vendor lock-in specialists at Microsoft....

OpenClaw Secrets Get Shat On Thanks To User Stupidity Oh brilliant. Another day, another critical security clusterfuck brought to you by the same users who can't tell the difference between "Install" and "Install Malware." This...

HACKER WANNABE TRIES TO EXTORT COPS, GETS FREE HANDCUFFS INSTEAD Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you think humanity can't get any more brain-damaged, some absolute window-licker in Germany decides to try blackmailing the POLICE...

Eurail's 'Data Breach Express' Now Boarding on the Dark Web! Oh for fuck's sake. Eurail, those bastions of European rail travel, have only gone and lost an entire fucking database of customer data. And by 'lost' I mean...