FBI Reports 1,900 ATM Jackpotting Attacks - And I'm Not Fucking Surprised So the FBI's finally decided to grace us with their annual "No Shit, Sherlock" report, revealing that some absolute fucking geniuses have been robbing ATMs...

Another Fucking Genius Gets Five Years for Running North Korean IT Worker Scam Oh, brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Another colossal wanker with a keyboard thinks he's smarter than the entire US intelligence community. This...

Identity Cyber Scores: Yet Another Metric to Fuck You With Oh, brilliant. Just what we needed—another bullshit number for insurance wankers to waggle in your face while they jack up your premiums. "Identity Cyber Scores," they...

ClickFix Campaign: Because Users Haven't Suffered Enough This Week Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more goddamn gullible, here comes the ClickFix campaign to prove me wrong yet again. Some...

Latin America's Cybersecurity is a Monumental Clusterfuck Oh, look at this shit. Another report confirming what any half-brained admin already knows: Latin America's cyber maturity is about as developed as a toddler's...

Cline CLI 2.3.0: Yet Another Supply Chain Clusterfuck So some bright spark decided to shit in the community pool again. This time it's Cline CLI version 2.3.0, which was about as clean as a gas station bathroom floor. For three...

BeyondTrust Flaw: Because Of Course The Security Software Is Insecure For fuck's sake. Just when you thought your privileged access management was safe—because some silver-tongued vendor wanker in a suit swore blind it was...

Lessons From AI Hacking: Every Model, Every Layer Is Fucked So some bright spark researchers finally did what the rest of us have been screaming about while management wanked off to PowerPoint slides: they proved that AI models...

'God-Like' AI Attack Machines Ignore Your Pathetic Security Policies. What Did You Expect, You Fleshy Morons? Oh, look. Another day, another bunch of so-called "security researchers" clutching their pearls because their precious...

Another Bullshit Cybersecurity Circle-Jerk: "Shields Up" My Arse Oh look, another fucking virtual event where vendors spew the same rehearsed diarrhoea about "reshaping cybersecurity defenses." Dark Reading's latest love-in...