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CISA orders feds to patch actively exploited Dell flaw within 3 days

CISA Orders Feds to Patch Dell's Latest Shitshow - 'Three Days' My Arse Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. CISA's gone and added another Dell clusterfuck to their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog, and this time it's...

Microsoft Security Dashboard for AI: Aggregate risk signals from Microsoft Defender, Microsoft Entra, and Microsoft Purview

Microsoft's Shiny New AI Security Dashboard: Because We Weren't Fucking Miserable Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Microsoft couldn't possibly cram another goddamn dashboard into your already bloated...

Google blocked over 1.75 million Play Store app submissions in 2025

Google Blocked 175 Million Play Store Shitshows in 2025 Oh, fucking wonderful. Google just released their annual "Look How Hard We're Trying" report, proudly announcing they blocked over 175 million app submissions last year....

Flaw in Grandstream VoIP phones allows stealthy eavesdropping

Grandstream VOIP Phones: Now With Complimentary Eavesdropping for Every Bastard on Your Network! For fuck's sake. Just when I'd finally scrubbed the last of those godforsaken Polycom vulnerabilities from my memory, Grandstream...

The Rise of RentAHuman, the Marketplace Where Bots Put People to Work

RentAHuman: When the Fucking Robots Start Hiring the Meatbags Oh wonderful. Just what this miserable shitshow needed. Some bright spark has created RentAHuman, a platform where AI bots can hire actual human beings to do tasks...

Indian AI lab Sarvam’s new models are a major bet on the viability of open source AI

Sarvam's Open-Source AI Pile of Shit: A Bet Even Vegas Wouldn't Touch Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another "revolutionary" AI lab promising to save humanity with open-source models. This time it's Sarvam, some Indian outfit...

India’s Sarvam wants to bring its AI models to feature phones, cars, and smart glasses

Fucking Brilliant, More AI Garbage for Shit That Already Works So some outfit called Sarvam in India—because apparently we needed another fucking AI company—has decided the world wasn't shitty enough. Their master plan? Shove...

OpenAI pushes into higher education as India seeks to scale AI skills

OpenAI "Gracefully" Shoves Its Way Into Indian Universities Like a Bull in a China Shop Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI tsunami couldn't get more nauseating, OpenAI decides to "partner" with Indian higher...

Microsoft says Office bug exposed customers’ confidential emails to Copilot AI

Microsoft's Latest 'Feature': Copilot Now Reads Your Fucking Emails Without Asking Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to let the Redmond shitshow manage your corporate data, Microsoft proudly announces that...

Kana emerges from stealth with $15M to build flexible AI agents for marketers

Kana Emerges From Stealth With $15M to Build Flexible AI Agents for Marketers, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another herd of venture capitalists with more money than sense shitting...