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Call for speakers: TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026

The TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026: Because Apparently We Need More People Talking About Startups Oh great, TechCrunch is banging the damn drum again — they’re calling for speakers for their bloody Founder Summit 2026....

Ex-Googlers are building infrastructure to help companies understand their video data

Ex-Googlers Decide the World Needs Yet Another Bloody Data Platform Oh for fuck’s sake, another bunch of ex-Googlers have crawled out of the digital woodwork to tell us they’ve “revolutionized” something. This time it’s...

Anthropic closes in on $20B round

Anthropic and the $20B Fucking Money Train Well, strap in, because Anthropic — yes, those AI do-gooders supposedly safeguarding humanity from rogue code — are about to become even more disgustingly rich. The bastards are...

Workday CEO Eschenbach departs, with co-founder Aneel Bhusri returning as CEO

Workday’s CEO Shuffle: Because Stability is Overrated Well, here we bloody go again. Workday’s revolving door of leadership spins faster than a fan in a server room before payday. Carl “I’m-the-new-guy” Eschenbach has...

ChatGPT rolls out ads

ChatGPT Rolls Out Ads — Because Capitalism Never Misses a Damn Chance Well, hold on to your digital butts, because the geniuses at OpenAI have decided the one thing missing from your chat experience with ChatGPT was — you...

Anthropic’s India expansion collides with a local company that already had the name

Anthropic’s Name Fiasco in India — Corporate Faceplant of the Year So, Anthropic — yes, the hotshot AI outfit that thinks it shits rainbows and ethical machine learning — decided to swagger into India to set up shop....

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BeyondTrust Fixes Critical Pre-Auth RCE Vulnerability in Remote Support and PRA

BeyondTrust Patches Another “Oh Shit” Bug Before Everyone's Infrastructure Catches Fire Well, surprise-fucking-surprise! BeyondTrust just coughed up yet another critical remote code execution (RCE) bug in their whole...

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TeamPCP Worm Exploits Cloud Infrastructure to Build Criminal Infrastructure

TeamPCP Worm Decides Your Cloud Is Its New Freakin’ Playground Oh bloody wonderful. Yet another day, yet another bunch of cyber-toddlers flinging digital poo around the internet. This latest circus act is brought to you by...

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Bloody Wolf Targets Uzbekistan, Russia Using NetSupport RAT in Spear-Phishing Campaign

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How Top CISOs Solve Burnout and Speed up MTTR without Extra Hiring

How the Fancy-Pants CISOs Are Fighting Burnout Without Actually Hiring Anyone So apparently, a bunch of so-called “top CISOs” have decided they’re tired of burning out faster than a cheap server power supply, and they’ve...