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When cloud logs fall short, the network tells the truth

When Cloud Logs Screw You and the Network Bails Your Sorry Ass Out Right, so here’s the deal — this article is a bloody reality check for all those cloud-worshipping muppets who think their cloud logs are the holy gospel of...

Romanian oil pipeline operator Conpet discloses cyberattack

Romanian Oil Company Gets Digitally Mugged by Qilin Ransomware – Because of Course It Bloody Did So apparently, Conpet – the folks in charge of slinging around oil across Romania – just got their digital knickers yanked...

Microsoft Purview Data Security Investigations: AI-powered threat detection for Microsoft 365

Microsoft Purview and Its AI-Powered Data Security Hocus Pocus So Microsoft has decided that what the world really needs is more goddamn AI sprinkled over everything, like some kind of digital parsley. Enter Microsoft Purview...

What are admin tasks in Microsoft Intune?

What the Bloody Hell Are Admin Tasks in Microsoft Intune? Right, strap in, because Microsoft’s Intune “Admin Tasks” are basically Redmond’s way of saying, “Hey, we’ve buried all your management crap under new layers...

Italian university La Sapienza goes offline after cyberattack

La Sapienza University Takes a Digital Boot to the Face Well, look who’s joined the “We Got Hacked” club — bloody La Sapienza University of Rome. Italy’s largest university, full of clever academic types who probably...

Microsoft to shut down Exchange Online EWS in April 2027

Microsoft Pulls the Plug on Exchange Web Services – Because Why the Hell Not? So, Microsoft’s done it again — those loveable sadists in Redmond announced they're killing off Exchange Web Services (EWS) for cloud users by...

Ransomware gang uses ISPsystem VMs for stealthy payload delivery

Ransomware Shitshow: Hackers Hijack ISPsystem VMs for Sneaky Crap Well, fuck me sideways — the cyber-arseholes are at it again. Some genius ransomware gang has decided that running around the internet breaking things wasn’t...

Exclusive: Positron raises $230M Series B to take on Nvidia’s AI chips

Positron Raises a Boatload of Cash to Slap Nvidia Around (Yeah, Right) So apparently some shiny new startup called Positron has convinced a bunch of venture capital clowns to throw $230 million of their money into the ravenous...

HHS Is Making an AI Tool to Create Hypotheses About Vaccine Injury Claims

The Government’s New AI Genius: Now Guessing About Vaccine Injuries Oh, great. Just when you thought government tech projects couldn’t get any dumber, the US Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) decided to make a...

AI Bots Are Now a Signifigant Source of Web Traffic

AI Bots Have Taken Over the Bloody Internet Right, so apparently the internet’s turned into one giant bloody feeding trough for AI bots. That’s right, those greedy digital bastards are crawling across the web like cockroaches...