CISA Adds Another Dumpster Fire — SolarWinds Strikes Again! Oh look, it’s SolarWinds again. Because apparently, one catastrophic breach in history wasn’t bloody enough. This time, the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure...

Eclipse Foundation Decides to Babysit Developers With Mandatory Security Checks Well, isn’t this just bloody delightful. The Eclipse Foundation — yeah, those open-source suits who think they’re saving the world one line of...

Microsoft Throws a Fit Over Python Infostealers on macOS — Because Apparently Nothing Is Safe Anymore Oh, bloody fantastic — the tech apocalypse is here again. Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom and eternal drama, has decided...

Malicious Script Delivering More Maliciousness – Because the Internet Wasn’t Already a Dumpster Fire Oh great, another bloody “look-at-me” malicious script doing the digital equivalent of leaving flaming dog crap on your...

The First 90 Seconds: The Digital Dumpster Fire of Incident Response Ah, here we fucking go again. The cyber world’s on fire, and apparently, the first goddamn 90 seconds after *everything goes to shit* are the difference...

Google Looker Bugs Allow Cross-Tenant RCE and Data Exfil – Because Apparently Security Is Optional Now So, surprise-fucking-surprise, Google Looker — that shiny pile of analytics wizardry for cloud junkies — has a few...

Orchid Security’s Fancy-Ass “Continuous Identity Observability” – Because Apparently We Weren’t Watching Enough Already Oh look, another shiny cybersecurity buzzword has fallen out of the corporate bullshit generator....

The Mexican Government’s Data Dumpster Fire – or Maybe Just Hot Air Oh, for fuck’s sake. Another week, another government supposedly leaking data like a cracked toilet, and this time Mexico’s in the spotlight. Apparently,...

Extra Extra! DR Global Latin America: Because Cyber Chaos Needed a Passport Stamp Oh, great bloody news — the cyber overlords at Dark Reading have decided that the world wasn’t already paranoid enough about data breaches and...

China’s Digital Delinquents Are at It Again – The Amaranth Dragon Circus Oh, bloody fantastic. Yet another bunch of cyber desperados from China, calling themselves “Amaranth Dragon,” decided they’d have a jolly good...