Panera Bread Spreads Your Data Like Damn Butter Oh for fuck’s sake, Panera Bread is back in the headlines — and not because their soup bowls are getting any better. Nope, these clowns have managed to screw up *again*, with a...

Microsoft Finally Decides to Put NTLM Out of Its Miserable, Ancient Existence Well, it only took a few bloody decades, but Microsoft’s finally decided to disable NTLM by default in Windows. About damn time. NTLM – that crusty...

Notepad++ Gets Shafted by Sneaky Bastards from China Well, isn’t this a *bloody* surprise? Notepad++, that clean little text editor every coder and sysadmin keeps around for when things go sideways, got itself caught up in a...

Another Day, Another Scam-Fest: The Fake High-Yield Investment Shitstorm So, guess what, folks? The world’s at it again – but this time, it’s not your cousin’s awful crypto “project” or some shady email from a...

Microsoft’s January Update Decides Your PC Needs a Nap – Forever Well, well, well. The geniuses at Microsoft have done it again. Their shiny January updates have decided that Windows machines are working too damn hard, so now...

Mozilla Finally Lets You Tell Its AI Crap to Sod Off So, the geniuses over at Mozilla finally pulled their heads out of their collective arses and decided to let Firefox users turn off all the bloody AI nonsense in their browser....

Moltbot’s Gone Rogue — Another Day, Another Bloody Security Dumpster Fire So apparently, some genius decided to take Microsoft’s fancy new AI assistant trick, “Moltbot Skills,” and use it to sling bloody malware....

Russian Hackers Playing Whack-a-Mole with Microsoft Office Bugs – Because Apparently, Patching is Just a Suggestion Oh, for fuck’s sake. Guess who’s back? That’s right — some bright-eyed Russian hacker dipshits are once...