France Just Got a Lovely €5 Million Kick in the Arse for Losing People’s Data Well, well, well. France’s unemployment agency, Pôle Emploi, apparently thought "cybersecurity" was just a trendy buzzword instead of an actual...

Microsoft Teams Licensing: Because Microsoft Can’t Leave Well Enough Alone Oh look, Microsoft’s at it again, rearranging the bloody furniture for no good reason except to confuse every poor bastard trying to keep their...

Microsoft’s Latest “Helpful” Teams Feature: Now You Can Snitch on Scammers, Halle-freakin-lujah Well, well, well. The geniuses over at Microsoft have finally realized that people using Teams might occasionally get spammed...

Aisuru Botnet Breaks the Internet – and My Will to Live Oh great, just what the world needed – another goddamn botnet with an inferiority complex. The Aisuru botnet, that pile of malicious digital vomit, just broke a record...

Not a Kid’s Game: How Some Dumbass Roblox Mod Turned into a Security Nightmare Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some bunch of digital troglodytes figured out that Roblox mods—yes, that thing meant for 10-year-olds...

Marquis Companies Blames SonicWall for Their Own Dumpster Fire Oh for fuck’s sake, another day, another company trying to dodge responsibility faster than an IT manager dodges patch Tuesdays. Marquis Companies, a healthcare...

Match Group’s Data Dumpster Fire – or How Dating Apps Just Got a Digital STD Well, look who cocked it up again — Match Group, the almighty overlord of Hinge, Tinder, OkCupid, and Match.com, apparently decided cybersecurity...

Google Takes a Sledgehammer to IPIDEA’s Malware-Fueled Proxy Hellscape So, Google just stormed into the cyber-sewer and kicked IPIDEA right in its digital junk. Apparently, these sneaky bastards were running a “residential...