The “Guardrail Guy” Pissed Off the License-Plate Surveillance Crowd, and Then the Cameras Started Getting Smashed So here’s the gist of this fine modern shitshow: a guy on the internet known as “Guardrail Guy” started...

AI Conquered Coding. Fast Food Is Next, Because Apparently No Industry Gets to Keep Its Dignity Right, so here we are: AI chewed through coding jobs like a drunken goat in a server room, and now the fast-food industry has decided...

Congress’ Favorite AI Tool? Of Course It’s Fucking ChatGPT So apparently the big revelation is that Congress — yes, that glorious clown car of committees, hearings, grandstanding, and aggressively performative confusion —...

Apple Finally Fixed Siri, and Somehow It Still Feels Like a Bloody Shrug So Apple has finally unfucked Siri. Wonderful. Break out the confetti, alert the shareholders, and let the marketing goblins start polishing their...

OpenAI Flies Influencers to a Fancy Resort, Internet Predictably Loses Its Shit So here’s the deal, from what TechCrunch lays out: OpenAI apparently invited a pack of influencers on its first big luxury getaway, and people...

DesignArena Bags $7.9 Million to Teach AI Some Damn Taste Well, here we are again: another batch of clever humans has raised a pile of cash — $7.9 million, no less — to fix the latest steaming problem in AI. This time it’s...

AWS Is Helping Superblocks Do “Vibe Coding,” and Yeah, the Implications Are Big as Hell Right, here’s the short version before the marketing goblins start inhaling their own fumes: AWS is backing Superblocks, a startup...