Silicon Valley’s Next IPO Billionaires Are Coming, and the Nonprofits Are Sharpening the Fucking Collection Plates Right, so here’s the deal. The article is about nonprofits bracing themselves for the next great Silicon...

Can the New York Times Save Journalism From Our AI Overlords? Oh, for Fuck’s Sake. Right, so WIRED hauls in A.G. Sulzberger of The New York Times to talk about whether journalism can survive the current parade of bullshit: AI...

Recursive Superintelligence Blows $410M on Amazon Compute, Because Apparently Setting Money on Fire Is a Strategy Right, so Recursive Superintelligence — yes, that’s the sort of ridiculous name you come up with when “Very...

Fish Audio Bags $52M to Clone Your Bloody Voice and Sell It Back to You Right, here’s the gist, because apparently the world needed yet another AI startup hoovering up piles of cash to make synthetic humans chatter more...

Data Centers Might Get Their Power Yanked So the Rest of the Grid Doesn’t Go to Shit Well, what a surprise: the largest U.S. power grid has figured out that stuffing the landscape with power-hungry data centers might, in fact,...

Sam Altman Wants to Hit the Brakes, Because Apparently Even the Rocket Sled of AI Can Smell the Burning Wiring Right then, here’s the gist of the bloody thing: Sam Altman, the shiny-faced ringmaster of OpenAI, is apparently...

Runlayer Says Rippling Nicked Its Damn Idea, and Now Everyone’s Doing the Usual Startup Knife Fight All right, here’s the shitshow. Tiny startup Runlayer is accusing HR/payroll giant Rippling of basically peeking over its...