Wired's AI Power Summit: A Load of Bullshit, Summarized Oh, Great. Another AI Conference. Right, so Wired threw a party for the brainiacs building our future overlords. The "AI Power Summit," they called it. More like the...

Waymo's "Truth" - Ugh. So, Waymo Still Isn’t *Really* Here. Shocking. Right, so Tekedra Mawakana from Waymo went to TechCrunch Disrupt and basically gave a long-winded explanation for why their self-driving cars aren't...

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me Twice, I'm Busy Right, so you want to know about ChatGPT? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot, basically a glorified text predictor that everyone...

OpenAI's Norway Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. More Data Centers. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who think they’ve solved everything with slightly-less-terrible chatbots – are building a data center in Norway. Their first one...

China's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. China and Their AI Bullshit. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, the Chinese government is having a complete shitshow trying to regulate their AI...

Poe's API: Another Fucking Platform for LLMs Oh, Great. More APIs. So, apparently Quora – yes, that Quora – is letting developers mess with their Poe platform via an API now. Big fucking deal. They're basically throwing open...

Ugh. Another One Bites the Dust. The IconFactory is Selling Off Apps – Thanks, AI. Seriously. Right, listen up. The IconFactory, a design and development shop that's been kicking around for *ages*, is selling off some of its...

Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Seriously? ChatGPT Queries Are Now Google Bait. Right, so you thought those "private" conversations with your AI overlord were… private? Think again, you naive twit. Apparently, Google and other search...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? Enterprises Like Anthropic Better Now. Fine. Oh joy. Apparently, the suits are now flocking to Anthropic's AI models like moths to a ridiculously overpriced flame. According to this… *report*...

Apple's Pathetic Attempt to Catch Up Oh, *Now* They Care About AI? Right. So Apple, after spending the last decade apparently admiring their navels while everyone else built actual useful shit, has decided they’re going to...