Naval Group Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Naval Group Gets Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. France's fancy-pants warship builder, Naval Group – the ones who make things that go boom in the ocean – just got hit...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI About to Mess Things Up GPT-5 is Coming – Prepare for More Bullshit Right, so OpenAI's cooking up GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough of a resource hog and potential disaster waiting to...

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Another Windows Update to Deal With. Oh, joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: relentless pursuit of forcing upgrades), is officially kicking Windows 11 version 22H2 to the curb on...

PaperCut: Seriously, Patch This Shit PaperCut's a Mess. Fix It. NOW. Oh joy. Another goddamn vulnerability. Apparently, some print management software called PaperCut – because who *doesn’t* need more complexity in their...

Cisco ISE? More Like Cisco *IS* Screwed Oh, Joy. Another Cisco Clusterfuck. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some right pricks have found a way to pwn Cisco's Identity Services Engine (ISE). A critical vulnerability,...

Ugh, Another Apple Security Mess Seriously? *Another* One? Microsoft Finds Yet *Another* Flaw in macOS. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Microsoft – yes, Microsoft, the people who used to be the bad guys – had to point...

Endgame Gear Mouse Software? More Like Endgame *Your Data* Software Seriously, People Still Download Random Crap? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another software supply chain attack. This time it's Endgame Gear’s mouse...

Gemini CLI: Another Fucking Security Disaster Oh, Great. *Another* AI Tool Screwed Up. Right, so Google's Gemini CLI – that fancy coding assistant they probably shoved out the door before testing it properly – had a...

Tea App? More Like *Leak* App. Seriously, Another One?! Tea App Data Breach - Round Two. Oh joy. The "Tea" app – you know, the one for supposedly private chats – has sprung another leak. Because apparently, securing user data...