Ugh. Another Security Update. Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in Ivanti Connect Secure and Policy Secure gateways – specifically versions 21.x and 22.x....

Seriously?! Another Fucking Zero-Day Oh, Joy. More State-Sponsored Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some state-sponsored chuckleheads – the article doesn't even bother naming *which* ones, because honestly,...

Pandoc? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Pandoc is a Mess Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability – CVE-2025-51591 – in Pandoc. Pandoc! The document converter? Yeah, that one. Apparently, if you...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? NPM Packages *Again*?! Right, listen up. Some absolute geniuses (and I use that term with the maximum amount of disdain) have figured out a way to hide malware in NPM packages using steganography....

Talos IR: A Summary (Because You Probably Screwed Up) So, You Messed Up. Now What? - Talos IR Explained Right, let's get this straight. You clicked something you shouldn’t have, ignored warnings, or generally ran your network...

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Security Mess – Iframes, Are You Shitting Me? Right, so apparently some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this *years* ago) discovered that iframes are STILL a massive...

YiBackdoor? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Backdoor Right, listen up. Some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) have found a new piece of malware called YiBackdoor. Big whoop. It’s not even original....

Ugh. Another Ransomware Headache Seriously? More of *this* Shit Right, so the Feds finally managed to drag themselves off their asses and indict two clowns – Nguyen Duc Phuong and Vo Van Hung – for being part of “Scattered...

Seriously?! You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me Right, listen up. Some absolute morons at a 158-year-old family business – H.B. Wilkinson & Co – managed to get completely OWNED because of a single, pathetic password. A SINGLE...

SonicWall? Seriously? Another Day, Another Fucking Vendor Screwup Oh joy. More SonicWall bullshit. Apparently, some assholes are STILL exploiting vulnerabilities in their SMA (Secure Management Appliance) products – like they...