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New Supermicro BMC flaws can create persistent backdoors

Supermicro BMC? More Like Super-*Problem*, You Idiots Seriously?! Another Supermicro Clusterfuck Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough to worry about, some "researchers" (read: people who get paid to find holes in things the rest...

Rocket.new, one of India’s first vibe-coding startups, snags $15M from Accel, Salesforce Ventures

Rocket New: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up. Some outfit in India called Rocket New – because apparently naming things is *hard* – just snagged $15 million. Fifteen MILLION dollars. For…...

After India, OpenAI launches its affordable ChatGPT Go plan in Indonesia

OpenAI's Latest Grift Seriously? Another One. Oh, fantastic. OpenAI’s decided Indonesia is ripe for the picking now, have they? After messing around in India with their "cheap" ChatGPT plans, they're launching “ChatGPT Go”...

Google revamps its Play Store with AI features and more

Google's Play Store "Revamp" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Google "Innovation"? Right, so Google decided their Play Store wasn’t sufficiently bloated and useless already. They've slapped some AI onto it like a band-aid on a gaping...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 ticket rates increase after just 4 days

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Rip-Off, Obviously Seriously? TechCrunch is Already Raising Prices. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given this situation. Apparently, four days was enough time for TechCrunch to...

Former NotebookLM devs’ new app, Huxe, taps audio to help you with news and research

Huxe: Another Fucking AI App Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so some ex-Google NotebookLM people – because apparently building shit at Google wasn't enough suffering for them – have launched "Huxe". It’s an app that lets...

AI company Superpanel raises $5.3M seed to automate legal intake

Superpanel: Another Fucking Automation Play Seriously? More Lawyers and AI. Kill Me Now. Right, so some company called Superpanel just snagged $5.3 million in seed funding – FIVE POINT THREE MILLION – to do what? Automate...

Meta launches super PAC to fight AI regulation as state policies mount

Meta's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Meta. Right, so apparently the dumpster fire that is Meta – yes, that Meta – has decided it doesn’t like states actually trying to *regulate*...

Alloy is bringing data management to the robotics industry

Alloy: Because Apparently Robots Can't Keep Track of Their Own Shit Seriously? Data Management for *Robots*?! Oh, joy. Another fucking problem to solve because people can’t build things that work properly in the first place....

Vinod Khosla on AI, moonshots, and building enduring startups — all at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Khosla's AI Blather - Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? Another VC Talking About AI. Ugh. Fine. Vinod Khosla, the guy who made a fortune and now pontificates, rambled at TechCrunch Disrupt about… surprise! …AI....