Seriously?! Meta Gets *Another* Handout Louisiana Sold Its Soul (Again) to Facebook Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Louisiana just bent over backwards and handed Meta – yeah, Facebook – a colossal tax break package,...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Conference. Right, listen up, you lot. TechCrunch is whining again about their Disrupt conference. Apparently, if you don't cough up the cash in the next five days – five days! –...

Disrupt 2025: Another Way to Exploit Free Labor Seriously? TechCrunch Needs *More* People Oh, joy. As if the endless parade of overhyped startups wasn't enough, TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is happening again in San Francisco (October...

Oracle's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Oracle. *Again*. Oh, joy. Larry Ellison, that monument to ego and overpriced databases, has decided one head wasn’t enough for the hydra that is Oracle. So now we have two Presidents being...

Gemini on Your TV? Oh, Joy. Google's Gemini is Infesting Your Television – Prepare for Annoyance Right. So Google, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom', I mean desperate attempt to shove AI into *everything*), are bringing...

Ugh, Seriously? Nvidia's Throwing Money at OpenAI – Because Of Course They Are. Right, so Nvidia, the GPU overlords, are apparently planning to shovel up to $100 BILLION into OpenAI. Yeah, you read that right. A hundred...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? More About This AI Crap Right, so apparently building these goddamn AI things isn't just about some nerds typing code. Who knew? This article – and I use that term *loosely* – details how a...

Gil Said Some Things, Apparently Oh, *Great*. Another "Visionary" Talks. Right, so Elad Gil – apparently a big deal if you're into VC bullshit – rambled at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. The gist? He thinks AI is going to be even...

Seriously?! Another AI "Revolution"... The Oakland Ballers: An AI Managed Disaster (Predictably) Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Some bright sparks – and I use that term *very* loosely – decided it was a good idea to...

Facebook's Latest Descent Into Madness Oh, *Wonderful*. Facebook Now Wants To Pick Your Dates. Right, so Zuck’s dumpster fire of a company has decided that what we really need is an AI dating assistant. Because apparently,...