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BreachForums hacking forum admin resentenced to three years in prison

BreachForums Admin Gets Another Slap on the Wrist Seriously? Three Years?! Oh, joy. The admin of BreachForums, that festering pit of stolen data and general internet scum, Konstantin "LostBytes" Nizovik, got resentenced to three...

OpenAI Ramps Up Robotics Work in Race Toward AGI

Ugh, OpenAI is at it Again Seriously? More Robots. Fantastic. Right, so apparently the clowns over at OpenAI haven't managed to destroy the world just with text yet, so they’re moving on to physical destruction. This article...

Harvard Law to AI: MarqVision lands $48M to combat brand abuse

MarqVision: Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another AI "Solution" to a Problem Humans Caused. Right, so some Harvard Law spin-off called MarqVision just snagged $48 million because… brands are getting ripped off online? Shocking....

By popular demand: 10 extra exhibit tables open at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt... Ugh. Seriously? More Disrupt Booths. *More*. Oh, joy. As if the San Francisco Moscone Center wasn't already crammed with enough wide-eyed hopefuls and venture capitalists pretending to know what they’re talking...

USA Today Enters Its Gen AI Era With a Chatbot

USA Today's AI Debacle - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. USA Today Has a Chatbot. Right, so Gannett – the soul-crushing media conglomerate that owns USA Today – has unleashed a generative AI chatbot...

Time’s running out to volunteer at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: You've Been Warned Seriously? Still Need Volunteers for This Shitshow? Oh, joy. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is looming, and apparently they *still* haven’t managed to find enough suckers – I mean, “volunteers”...

Hundreds of Google AI Workers Were Fired Amid Fight Over Working Conditions

Google's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Seriously? Google Fired People For... *This*? Oh, joy. More corporate bullshit. So, apparently Google decided to yeet a bunch of people – hundreds, mind you...

China says Nvidia violated antitrust regulations

China's Little Tantrum Oh, *Now* They Care About Antitrust? Seriously. Right, so China’s decided that Nvidia – yeah, that Nvidia, the one they’ve been happily sucking up GPUs from for years – suddenly violated antitrust...

OpenAI upgrades Codex with a new version of GPT-5

Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI "Upgrade" Seriously? More Code Monkeys? Right, so OpenAI's decided to unleash another iteration of their code-spewing monstrosity, Codex, now powered by GPT-5. Because apparently the world needs even...

Inside the Shift at Disrupt: Building Community and Scaling in the AI Era

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? Startups *Now* Figuring This Out? Right, so apparently a bunch of overfunded, late-stage startups are just now realizing that "build it and they will come" doesn't work when everyone else is...