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The 9 most sought-after startups from YC Demo Day

YC Demo Day Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Another Batch of Overfunded Dreams Right, so some VC money-bags gathered for Y Combinator's "Demo Day" and predictably threw cash at nine startups. Nine. Like...

How AI Is Upending Politics, Tech, the Media, and More

AI Summit? More Like AI Shitshow Oh, *Great*. Another AI Clusterfuck. Right, so some fancy people gathered at the Wired AI Summit to wring their hands about… what a shocker… the mess they've created with artificial...

Security

HiddenGh0st, Winos and kkRAT Exploit SEO, GitHub Pages in Chinese Malware Attacks

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: HiddenGh0st is STILL at it. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some Chinese-backed (surprise, surprise) operation – they’re calling it HiddenGh0st, original name I know...

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AI-Powered Villager Pen Testing Tool Hits 11,000 PyPI Downloads Amid Abuse Concerns

Ugh, Another One Seriously? AI "Pen Testing" Now. Right, so some idiot decided it was a *good* idea to release an AI-powered pen testing tool called 'Villager'. It basically lets anyone – and I mean anyone – generate payloads...

Security

‘Lies-in-the-Loop’ Attack Defeats AI Coding Agents

Seriously? Another Fucking Problem With AI Oh, Joy. More AI Bullshit. Right, so you thought letting an AI write your code was a good idea? You naive twit. This article details how researchers have found a way to utterly *screw*...

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⚡ Weekly Recap: Bootkit Malware, AI-Powered Attacks, Supply Chain Breaches, Zero-Days & More

Ugh, Another Week of Security Sh*tshow Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine. Look, the world's still burning down, only now it’s with slightly smarter fire. Apparently, some script kiddies are slapping AI onto...

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6 Browser-Based Attacks Security Teams Need to Prepare For Right Now

Ugh, Another List of Things To Worry About Seriously? More Browser Bullshit. Right, so some "security experts" (read: people who state the obvious for money) have compiled a list of six browser-based attacks you *need* to be...

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Building Resilient IT Infrastructure From the Start

Resilient IT? Seriously? Oh, *Now* You Want Resilience? Right. So, after decades of slapping bandaids on horribly insecure systems, these chuckleheads are finally realizing they should have thought about resilience from the...

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Mustang Panda Deploys SnakeDisk USB Worm to Deliver Yokai Backdoor on Thailand IPs

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Mustang Panda's At It Again Right, listen up. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. The APT group Mustang Panda – yeah, the ones who clearly...

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FBI Warns of Threat Actors Hitting Salesforce Customers

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Salesforce Now? Right, listen up. The FBI – those guys – have issued a warning because some script kiddies (and probably worse) are targeting Salesforce customers. Shocking, I know. Like anyone...