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KillSec Ransomware Hits Brazilian Healthcare Software Provider

KillSec's Latest Victim: Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Ransomware Attack. Right, so KillSec – a ransomware gang that apparently thinks healthcare is a good target (morons) – has decided to go after a Brazilian software...

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Apple Updates Everything – iOS/macOS 26 Edition, (Mon, Sep 15th)

Ugh. Apple Did Something Again. Seriously? Another Apple Update? Right, so Apple shoved out a bunch of updates last week – iOS 17.0.3, macOS Sonoma 14.0.1, watchOS 10.0.2, tvOS 17.0.1 and even some security stuff for older...

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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Microsoft says Windows September updates break SMBv1 shares

Microsoft Breaks More Shit - Seriously. Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake, Microsoft... Right. So, apparently, if you’re still clinging to the ancient relic that is SMBv1 – and honestly, if you are, you deserve whatever happens...

Microsoft fixes Windows 11 audio issues confirmed in December

Windows 11 Audio? Still a Fucking Mess, Apparently. Microsoft "Fixes" Windows 11 Audio Issues (Yeah, Right) Oh joy. Microsoft *finally* acknowledged the audio problems plaguing Windows 11 – you know, the ones they pretended...

Stop waiting on NVD — get real-time vulnerability alerts now

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? Still Relying on the NVD?! Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some people still think waiting for the National Vulnerability Database (NVD) to tell them about security holes is a good...

Microsoft to force install the Microsoft 365 Copilot app in October

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. Another Forced Update From Microsoft Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom', I mean blatant disregard for user autonomy), is shoving Copilot – that AI...

Microsoft: Exchange 2016 and 2019 reach end of support in 30 days

Microsoft Exchange? Seriously? You Idiots Still Using *Those* Versions of Exchange?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft is finally pulling the plug on Exchange 2016 and 2019 in a month. October 31st, mark your...

NTLM authentication deprecation: new BlockNTLMv1SSO registry key and Group Policy settings

NTLM is Dying (Good Riddance) Seriously? Still Using NTLM in 2024? Ugh. Fine, I'll summarize this for you people who apparently haven’t upgraded since Windows XP. Microsoft is *finally* getting serious about killing off NTLM...

New Phoenix attack bypasses Rowhammer defenses in DDR5 memory

Phoenix Attack: Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake - Another Memory Bug Right, listen up. Some "researchers" (read: people with too much time and a frankly disturbing fascination with RAM) have found another way to screw up...