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CISA warns of actively exploited Dassault RCE vulnerability

Dassault Systems Vulnerability - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Dassault Systems is Leaking Like a Sieve. Right, listen up, you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – are...

New HybridPetya ransomware can bypass UEFI Secure Boot

HybridPetya: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? HybridPetya. *Another* One. Oh, joy. Some chuckleheads have cooked up a new ransomware variant called HybridPetya that manages to bypass UEFI Secure Boot. Yeah, you heard me right....

Add ChatGPT MCP server—Another setback for OpenAI

Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI Clusterfuck. Seriously? ChatGPT & Minecraft Servers – What a Fucking Disaster Right, so OpenAI decided it was a *brilliant* idea to let ChatGPT play Minecraft. Because apparently solving actual problems...

Perplexity reportedly raised $200M at $20B valuation

Perplexity? More Like Perplexing Waste of Money Seriously?! Another VC Dump into a Chatbot. Oh, joy. Perplexity, that search-adjacent chatbot thingy, just snagged another $200 million. Two *hundred* million dollars. At a...

A California bill that would regulate AI companion chatbots is close to becoming law

California's AI Nanny State - Ugh. Seriously? California is at it AGAIN. Right, so some geniuses in Sacramento decided that people are too STUPID to understand they’re talking to a *chatbot*. A bill – AB 1362, if you...

Apple’s new live translation feature for AirPods won’t be available in the EU at launch

Apple's EU Screw-Up: Live Translation Delayed (Because Of Course) Seriously? Apple’s New Feature is Broken Before It Even Starts. Oh, joy. Another brilliant move from the fruit company. They announced a shiny new live...

Box CEO Aaron Levie on AI’s ‘era of context’

Levie's Latest Rant (Summarized, Because I Have Better Things To Do) Box is Apparently Still a Thing. And Levie Has Opinions. Right, so Aaron Levie, the guy from Box – yes, that Box – is flapping his gums again about AI....

Humanoids, AVs, and what’s next in AI hardware with Waabi and Apptronik at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? More Robots. Right, so apparently a bunch of people gathered at "TechCrunch Disrupt" to wank about robots and AI hardware. Fantastic. As if we don't have...

FTC launches inquiry into AI chatbot companions from Meta, OpenAI, and others

FTC's Latest Clusterfuck: AI Chatbots Oh, *Now* They Care? FTC Investigates AI Companions. Right, so the goddamn Federal Trade Commission – those paragons of proactive regulation – have finally decided to poke their noses...

Security

AsyncRAT Exploits ConnectWise ScreenConnect to Steal Credentials and Crypto

Ugh, Another One Seriously? AsyncRAT Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some script kiddies – and let’s be real, that’s all they are – are using the AsyncRAT remote access trojan to pwn...