Apple's Security Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Handle It Yourself) Seriously? Apple Warns About Spyware. *Spyware*. Oh, joy. Another week, another security clusterfuck at Apple. This time, it’s a bunch of...

Microsoft's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently No One Else Will) Seriously? Microsoft. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another goddamn mess courtesy of the blue screen brigade. Senator Ron Wyden is absolutely right to be screaming...

Exchange Online is Down, Because Of Course It Is Microsoft Exchange Online: Another Fucking Outage Oh joy. Microsoft's Exchange Online service decided to take a dump in North America again. Apparently, users are getting...

Citrix's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Citrix is "Helping" You Again. Right, so listen up, you poor bastards still clinging to Citrix. Apparently, they’ve decided your current licensing methods are...

Microsoft Messes Up, Shocker Seriously? *Again* With This Shit? Oh joy. Microsoft's August Windows updates decided to actively break app installations for a bunch of users. Apparently, some changes in the update process caused...

Microsoft Messes Up Streaming, Shocker Oh, *Wonderful*. Microsoft Broke Streaming. Again. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some recent Windows updates – because they always have to push something out – decided to...

Seriously?! Another Password Dump? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. 400 Million Passwords Leaked. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns at a company called "Zynga" – yes, the people responsible for wasting your time with digital...

JLR Got Pwned - Seriously? Jaguar Land Rover? More Like Jaguar *Landed* in Deep Shit. Oh, joy. Another company with security that's apparently held together with duct tape and wishful thinking. Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) finally...

Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Some "AI code editor" called Cursor – because apparently we *need* more things with 'AI' slapped on them – is letting GitHub repositories just… run...

Pixel 10's "Photo Verification" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Feature. Right, so Google’s Pixel 10 is apparently getting some bullshit “photo verification” tech. Because *obviously* the world needed another way for a...