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AI-powered antivirus and threat detection: ManageEngine Malware Protection Plus

ManageEngine Malware Protection Plus - Ugh. Seriously? Another Antivirus. *Another One.* Right, so ManageEngine – yes, them – have released "Malware Protection Plus". Apparently, it's supposed to be the next big thing in...

Hackers left empty-handed after massive NPM supply-chain attack

Seriously?! Another NPM Screw-Up Oh, Joy. Another Supply Chain Disaster (That Wasn't) Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns tried a massive supply chain attack on NPM – the Node Package Manager, for those blissfully unaware of...

Microsoft waives fees for Windows devs publishing to Microsoft Store

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at Appeasement Oh, Joy. Microsoft Finally Did Something... Barely. Right, listen up. Apparently, after years of gouging developers with ridiculous fees – 30%, can you *believe* the audacity? –...

From mixers to pitch-offs — your brand event belongs at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: Ugh, Another Marketing Opportunity TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Seriously? Right, so TechCrunch is *still* trying to sell you space at their little startup circus. This article basically screams "PAY US MONEY TO SHOW...

What is Mistral AI? Everything to know about the OpenAI competitor

Mistral AI: Ugh, Another One Mistral AI: Seriously? More LLMs? Right, so some French company – Mistral AI, because apparently the world *needs* another Large Language Model (LLM) vendor. They're trying to be the "European...

The United Arab Emirates Releases a Tiny But Powerful AI Model

Ugh, Another AI Model Seriously? ANOTHER One?! Right, so the UAE – yeah, that UAE – has unleashed yet another Large Language Model (LLM) upon an unsuspecting world. This one's called Falcon-RW, and get this: it’s SMALL....

Nuclearn gets $10.5M to help the nuclear industry embrace AI

Ugh, More AI Bullshit Seriously? Nuclear Plants & *AI* Now? Right, so apparently the nuclear industry – yes, that one, full of pipes and things that melt down if you look at them funny – has decided it needs “help”...

Apple Intelligence: Everything you need to know about Apple’s AI model and services

Apple Intelligence: A Sigh, Honestly Apple *Finally* Does AI. Big Whoop. Right, so Apple's decided to join the party. Took 'em long enough. This "Apple Intelligence" thing is basically a suite of features they’re slapping onto...

Smart ring maker Oura’s CEO addresses recent backlash, says future is a ‘cloud of wearables’

Oura's Clusterfuck, Summarized (Because I Have Better Things To Do) Seriously? Another Subscription Racket. Right, so Oura – yeah, the overpriced finger bling that tells you how little sleep you’re getting because it’s...

Is AI the New Frontier of Women’s Oppression?

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? This Again? Right, so some people – and by "people" I mean the perpetually offended brigade – are whining that AI is just another way to screw over women. Apparently, because the...