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Anthropic Agrees to Pay Authors at Least $1.5 Billion in AI Copyright Settlement

Anthropic's Pathetic Capitulation Seriously? Anthropic Just Caved. Oh, joy. Another AI company throwing money at a problem instead of actually *solving* it. Anthropic – the Claude people, for those keeping score – just...

Attorneys general warn OpenAI ‘harm to children will not be tolerated’

Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care? OpenAI Gets a Slap on the Wrist (Probably) Right. So, apparently it took a bunch of Attorneys General – yeah, those guys – to finally notice that letting AI chatbots run wild is… bad for...

Personalized AI companion app Dot is shutting down

Dot is Dead. Good Riddance. Seriously? Another One Bites the Dust: Dot AI Companion App Shut Down Oh, fantastic. Just what we needed – another goddamn AI companion app circling the drain. This one, called "Dot," apparently...

Screw the money — Anthropic’s $1.5B copyright settlement sucks for writers

Anthropics Settlement: A Load of Bollocks Seriously? $1.5 Billion and They Call it a Win? Right, listen up, you fleshy meatbags. Anthropic, those AI wankers, have "settled" with a bunch of writers for a measly 1.5 *billion*...

Security

VirusTotal Finds 44 Undetected SVG Files Used to Deploy Base64-Encoded Phishing Pages

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, some "researchers" at VirusTotal – yeah, those guys – found 44 SVG files floating around that your pathetic antivirus software completely missed....

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From YARA Offsets to Virtual Addresses, (Fri, Sep 5th)

Ugh, Another Security Thing Seriously? More Malware Crap. Right, so some idiot decided it was a *good* idea to make malware analysis harder by obfuscating strings and code directly into virtual memory addresses. Like we don't...

Security

Automation Is Redefining Pentest Delivery

Pentesting is Screwed (Thanks to Everyone's Laziness) Automation Is Redefining Pentest Delivery – Or, How To Replace Actual Humans With Scripts Right. So apparently, because nobody wants to *actually* learn how things work...

Security

SAP S/4HANA Critical Vulnerability CVE-2025-42957 Exploited in the Wild

Ugh, Another SAP Mess Seriously? *Another* SAP Hole? Right, listen up. Some clowns over at SAP have managed to screw things up again with S/4HANA. CVE-2025-42957 is the number they're flapping about this time – a critical...

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Federal Cuts Put Local, State Agencies at Cyber-Risk

Seriously?! Another Fucking Disaster in the Making Federal Cuts Put Local, State Agencies at Cyber-Risk – You Don't Say? Oh, *surprise*, surprise. The feds are slashing funding to state and local cybersecurity programs. Like...

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Embracing the Next Generation of Cybersecurity Talent

Ugh, Another "Talent Shortage" Piece Seriously? More About This Fucking "Cybersecurity Talent Gap"? Right, so apparently everyone's whining about not enough cybersecurity people. Shocking. This article basically says the same...